ᴘᴀʟᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴀʟᴛʏ ᴀɪʀ

DNA is really so crazy. Have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it said he wasn’t the father? The mother insisted he was the dad, so they repeated the test multiple times, and it kept saying the same thing. It later

The Toti Marie erasure

gay dating is so hard bc not only are you limited to 10% of the population, you then have to narrow that down to if they’re compatible sexually, then are they emotionally mature and available, then are you even attracted to them… every happy gay couple is a statistical anomaly

this tag-init diva

Dinaig mo pa si Lord para magdecide kelan dapag nila matanggap sahod nila.

TANGINA NIYO SINO NA NAMAN TO HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

𝙈𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙡

ᴍᴇꜱʜɪɴɢ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ʙʀᴇᴇᴢᴇ ☀️🌊

ᴋɴɪᴛᴛᴇᴅ ʀɪᴠᴀʟʀʏ🧶☀️

pinoy fetish: physical touch love language tas sasabak sa ldr

for your own sanity, do not get obsessed with someone you are not in a relationship with.

My friends took a video while I was getting a brazlian wax. Nakakahiya ang lakas ng sigaw ko bec it was so painful as a first timer. 😭😭😭

Imagine he is your math professor 🥵

How can a person be standing and sitting at the same time 🤣😭

me after mag file ng sick leave kunyare:

KANINA KO PA TO TINATAWANAN AHAHAHHAAHJAAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHA ANG SAKIT SA ULO 😭😭😭😭

you will celebrate something big very soon. claim it.

can someone lovebomb me i’m bored

RT to manifest this being your reality