gilly
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“are you the one that’s made a name for yourself for being short?”
Joined June 2012
The hottest man who I ever dated *was* the hottest man I ever dated because he treated me like a girl. He’d smack my debit card out of my hand if I tried to pay on a date, open car doors for me, and my ass never went un-slapped whenever he was behind me. Feeling reflective.
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you’re going to want to call me something that starts with the letter “f”
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her snark subreddit is being completely normal about this, as usual
@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.
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the world needs more fashion heist movies… ocean’s 8… cruella… are there any others?
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this ABC After School Special has the production value of then-current gay porn
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gossiping with the girl cousins and giggling off the Thanksgiving dinner calories
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you get a Thanksgiving surprise if you correctly guess which one of the men in this photo is my dad
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sabrina carpenter, there is still time for you to push “juno” as a single
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Can we put this energy towards Hairspray: White Lipstick please?
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emotional support straight friend was asked what all the Pokémon types were during a trivia game and he couldn’t remember the last one so I asked him “which kinds of Pokémon remind you of me?” and he wrote down “fairy” and won
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Manspreading while 5’2 is just greedy
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