levi: i trust ur judgement i will follow you anywhere wherever you go i follow i will fullfill every order every promise i w
erwin: will u put on the maid dress
levi:
levi:
levi: every now and again im reminded of why i wanted to kill u so bad
socmed au pt 12.2
levi’s business trip: the continuation
for
#ModernEruriWeek
day 5: travel adventures
#eruri
#aot
#ao3
previous parts in the replies ⬇️
canonverse vets drinking together n mike making a comment abt erwin having a freckle under his left eye and levi just correcting ‘right eye.’ and everyones just like …..hm. ok.
erwin, to hanji: Levi has a new boyfriend? HA. It Quite Frankly does not bother me. We were simply sleeping together. For me to be jealous would be bizzarre.
erwin:
erwin:
erwin: and i bet this new guy wont even treat him right. like. i dont care. but he probably doesnt eve-
erwin, sitting on the bedside, apologising profusely for making levi angry by leaving breadcrumbs in the sofa
levi, curled up under the covers, not listening bc he’s now angry erwin is sitting on their bed in his outside clothes
socmed au pt 14: jean and levi
❌ ‘i can tell youre sad right now but i promise you everything is going to be alright’ ❌
✅ ‘i made banana bread’ ✅
previous parts below ⬇️⬇️
erwin: may i stimulate your prostate
levi, kicking his feet twirling his hair: ALSKDKSLAOSKGJSLALSKDJ kakskdjskkaasjsjjjjjj..,, ok haha,,,,,,
farlan, watching from the afterlife: what the fuck
uri: what’s wrong
kenny head in his hands sobbing shaking crying: levi got in trouble for threatning someone w a knife
uri: is this surprising to u
kenny: he did it for a boy wearing a SWEATER VEST
uri: ah
(in the afterlife)
kuchel: how’s my son doing,, did you raise him well?
kenny: yea! yea yea no for sure briefly yea
kuchel: briefly? until he was 18?
kenny:
kenny: bit younger!
(in the afterlife 2)
kenny: so dont be mad.
kuchel:
kenny: i kinda abandoned levi while he was mid-knife fight
kuchel: WHAT
kenny: he was fine tho
kuchel: HOW OLD-
kenny: like nine
kuchel: NINE???
kenny: i think LOL never rly kept track of his age tbh
kuchel: so u never saw him again? after that day?
kenny: oh no lol we got in a craaazy fight like 25 years later
kuchel: you left him at such a young age.. i dont blame him for attacking u
kenny: oh no i attacked him LOL
(kenny, thinking abt leaving levi)
kenny: u think u would be good living on ur own
levi: like for the weekend or
kenny: no more like a permanent thing
levi: i mean im 9
kenny: i mean. we dont rly KNOW that for sure
levi: that day…… why did you leave me…….
kenny, dying: [hack, cough, wheeze] i w was. hh s. starved for cock
levi:
levi, squeezing the bolo tie in his pocket: ,,, i feel that
socmed pt. 29
failed surprise (1/2)
have this as a treat while i finish up the oneshot of armin and jean’s talk!
⚠️also: i have two announcements at the end!⚠️
#aot
#ao3
#eruri
kenny: ok tough guy ur grown now yea
levi: im 9
kenny: yea yea whatever but ur good w me dipping so i can live to serve this omnipotent twink w a bowl cut yea?
levi:
levi: not reall-
kenny: great, toodles!
new fic: eruri bodypositivity for
@embeanie
! contains nsfw, 18+ only.
___________________________
It starts when they move.
Their new life suits Erwin perfectly, and he sacrifices meal prep and exercise to spend more time with his husband, to immerse himself in his studies.
kenny: hey yea everythin’s going good, we’re about to eat some snacks n watch the game
kuchel: aw cute what’d u give him to snack on?
kenny: coca cola and sour patch kids
kuchel:
kuchel: kenny he’s 11 months old
(on tinder)
kenny: hey im watching my kid kick ass in a knife fight lol brb
uri: My apologies, I did not realise you had a child. This changes things. I think we should cancel our Vegan Cooking Class rendezvous.
kenny: gimme 5 min
kenny: ok im back i ditched him lol
socmed au pt 11.2
not very chronological of me but i forgot i made this 😭 levi is worried cont. (for context kindly refer to part 8, 10 n 11)
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#eruri
#jeanmarco
#aot
#ao3
social media au pt. 10
levi catching on 😺 if u have ideas or requests for this silly lil au do lmk, i’ve got some stuff planned but it’s gonna play out over a bit of time, so i need stuff between :-)
#eruri
#ao3
#aot
#jeanmarco
erwin and levi’s second date is them going to the beach. excited, erwin suggests they look for stones that resemble each other’s eye colour. levi thinks this is a shit idead — his eyes are grey: they’re the colour of gloomy days and dullness and fucking concrete - and there’s -