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All she wants is to frolic at a South of France villa, sipping rosé and eating endless oysters by the pool, but you’re too busy being a corporate slave.

This is what life is all about

How we’re moving in 2026

This and not knowing what day it is

No cortisol found

Sunbathe endlessly Love harder Lower your cortisol Live longer

Are you ready for European summer?

You’re born to be abundant

This and a mysterious source of income

Aesthetics matter

“Make them fear the sun” "Ok. Now sell them sunscreen that gives cancer" “Blame red meat for everything” “Ok. Now fund fake meat with pharma money” "Side quest: fund veganism, this will make everyone gay and weak" “Put seed oils in everything” "Create infinite genders"

Someone’s getting pregnant tonight and it’s not me

You need to think in terms of abundance

Picture this: a La Dolce Vita vinyl murmurs through an airy Provençal villa. Beyond the open doors, the poolside terrace exhales lavender into the afternoon air. Espresso flows as easily as laughter, a bistro spread of charcuterie lounging beside a built-in San Pellegrino tap

Everybody wants to win until they realize how many losses it takes

Trust me bro your future wife isn't posting on X

Imagine being scared of the sun

I’m a professional risk taker. I risk it all. I eat fear for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Without risk, there’s no reward. Do you understand?

I PRAY EVERYDAY THE SUN FINDS YOU.

To be alive to feel it all