In my ROYGBIV era rn

in flight conversations with the brother 💯💯

the only way anyone should ask me about my day from now on

why does using an umbrella feel so embarrassing

what the actual fuck is consultancy and why is it becoming such a default job?????

the tea is trying to tell me something but i am not equipped to understand

literally spent three hours doing my nails today was not a good idea while having a runny nose I got snot everywhere

have a cough so my voice is sounding hella swag rn

“i really wanna bash someone’s knees in y’know” - my brother Runs in the family I guess

never show me that video of the doggy with arthritis it’ll have me choked up instantly

WHO WANTS TO GO TO W TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT EITH ME

poll because I missed a meeting because of this picture this: it’s a Sunday. An event planned for Monday (the next day) is being rescheduled to another time this *coming week*. Do you refer to this new date as “lets reschedule to another time next week” or “this week”

had the devastating realization today that I no longer have a writing callus 😔😔

figuring out timezones is the most math I’ve done in a year shit has be squinting and counting on my fingers

low iron pro tip: frozen peas are a god-tier snack

my bubble wrap technique needs work bruh wtf am I doing

i want to one day make an end credits where the actors/ cast come at the end so crew can actually take credit for their work for once like the actors have been on screen the whole film they’re known already there’s no need for them to be listed first

I consume way too much hummus on the daily I get through a tub in a day

needed to poop as soon as I opened the exam paper what is this

Is there any electrolyte drink that doesn’t taste like garbage and have the viscosity of bad syrup please my muscles are shaking

caught myself in the mirror while doing yoga bro I’m literally built like a shrimp