Itiri Emmanuel
@itiriemmanuel
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Debugging life, one line of code at a time 💻💡. Shortsighted views can't define my greatness 🙅♂️. Still leveling up 🚀
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Joined May 2022
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Me walking into the server room to deploy on a Friday evening. Risk assessment: 100%. Confidence: Also 100%. 📉📈🌚 #DevLife #Deployment #CalculatedRisk
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Deep tech insights, app breakdowns, digital problem fixes & inside developer reality. Building StackFlags 🚀
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I’m not saying Windows is bad... But I’ve never seen a Linux server restart itself in the middle of a deployment to install "Candy Crush Saga." 💀😉
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Bootcamps sell you "Full Stack in 3 Months." Prod engineering laughs at that timeline. You can learn syntax in 6 months. You learn engineering when your database locks up at 2 AM on a Friday. That takes years. Don't rush the process. You aren't slow, you're just doing it right
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Current mood realizing Monday is tomorrow. 💀 If the server crashes this week, just leave me here. #SundayVibes #TechHumor #Sysadmin #CtrlAltDelete
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I just want to sleep and wait for my code to compile. Instead, I am fighting with Excel sheets and 9:00 AM standup meetings. Is this the "Tech Bro" life? 🫠 #Developer #CorporateLife #stackflags
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Why your online banking app freezes: It's the "Crowd Rushing Effect." Every transaction, security check, and pixel rushes the database at once. 😩 It's a digital stampede! #DigitalInsecurity #BankingApp #TechFail
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Me: Pastes uncrackable 32-char code Site: "Whoa, too long! Greg only gave us 16 chars in 2006. Also, '#' is too aggressive. Are you a bot?" 🤖 Me: Types Password123! Site: "Perfect! A capital, a number, and a friendly exclamation point. Secure!" 🤡 #TechHumor #CyberSecurity
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Not all devs win Winning is where programming becomes hard
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