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I threw 88...... Retired

OC, Ca
Joined April 2014
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dan haren
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@JeffPassan Will donate my ucl to science.
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.@BarstoolBigCat word is Ohtani interpreter been betting your “mortal locks” for years. That true?.
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2 years
Picked up some Q-Tips at Costco, I vow to use 2 Q-tips a week for the next 17 years (minus 9 weeks) to get through this box. I’ll be 60 years old, stay tuned everyone
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Gloria Vanderbilt collection ? @IJasonAlexander.
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Drip check
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2 years
Starting to think I can manage an MLB team 🤔.
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Craig Counsell's $8 million-a-year deal with the Chicago Cubs is an industry-shaking deal. In recent years, multiple coaches have pointed out that it's more lucrative financially to take a job with a college program than an MLB team. Counsell's deal could help change that in MLB.
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I ❤️ baseball…. til next year 🍻
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RT @castrovince: Baseball fans watching this World Series should know Nicole Hazen’s story and feel her presence. The D-backs aren’t just….
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2 years
Current mood
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2 years
13 years, 2,400 innings, 2000 K’s but now my locker simply reads….
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RT @BillPlaschke: Column: Yeah, I’m feeling it, so I’m calling it…the Dodgers will win the 2023 World Series championship .
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RT @MLB: EMBRACE. THE. CHAOS. 😤
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RT @SlangsOnSports: the DBacks are the 3rd team in MLB history to go from a 110+ loss season to a playoff berth in a 3-season span, joining….
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2 years
America’s fan…. Cowboys hoodie with Yankees gear…. smiling while ordering a Lakers t-shirt
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2 years
When they asked for “pre-boarding” to line up for my southwest flight today.
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Count is 2 balls 1 strike
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I thought “gunna” was opening for @gwenstefani but turned out to be a white guy named “Gunnar”. Not great.
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My last grandparent passed, She just turned 95 a few days ago, immigrated from Merida, Mx. then Miami, NY & SoCal as my grandpa was a mechanic for Pan-Am. She raised me on a diet of Cochinita Pibil & frijol con puerco 💪, I Miss my nana
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Yes we have 2 hour games now, universal DH, etc…. I kinda miss the old days. You hit me I hit you 🎯.
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This Day in Chicago Sports
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𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟑, 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟑 . Dusty Baker and Tony La Russa get into it after Dan Haren throws at Cubs starter Matt Clement. Cubs took 4 of 5.
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I’ve done enough fantasy football leagues in my life to understand MLB waiver process is broken….One pick then back of the line.
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2 years
Update: The kid was not ejected he was relocated to a different section (into the Dbacks clubhouse).
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This kid should be celebrated not ejected…. Strong hands
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