itenginerd
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I do the stuff that everybody tells me not to... occasionally it even works out.
the local coffee shop
Joined December 2008
If you plan a system--any system--and don't account for that one basement degen and his friends who will make it his life's purpose to take your system to/beyond its limits, your system is doomed to fail.
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been off of twitter for like a year, but man I miss you assholes.
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Whoever thought that it was a good idea to make slim fit shirts for the big & tall section is a dick. smh
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@EliasMonsor @montana_skeptic All I can say is I had two chats this weekend about "IE or whatever" (aka AI). Don't underestimate the size of the rock some ppl live under.
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6 hours driving, 5 Rise Against albums, 2 cans of Monster, 2 trips to Tennessee, 1 trip to Virginia, 3 family members returned home. Monday is finished at last. Night y'all.
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Sometimes, when you're stopped at a road closure at almost 2 in the morning in the TN mountains, you have to remember to look up, cuz boy the stars sure are pretty.
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90m into the six hour impromptu semi-emergency road trip. Sure three monsters and a bag of beef jerkies going to make me vomit but I got enough time right?
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Karma is a bitch. But never lose sight of the fact that just because it's being served to somebody else that you're not going to find yourself being served a slice. Related: Fuck Mondays.
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I realize I haven't been around a ton lately. Have I just started noticing how many ads are in my feed, or has it gotten worse over the last month or two?
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Both kids just walked out the door for two weeks and change hiking on the Appalachain Trail. AMA
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Happy Friday reminder: Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
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Asking yours truly to make up some multiple choice questions and their answers for you is truly an exercise in risk management, y'all... My brain ain't right, y'know?
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You definitely need a new beta tester, then. Where do I apply? 🤣
@dig_with_kyle @Michigandolf We have been working on a self control tool but our beta tester continues to snort ranch corn nuts dust and consume large amounts of waffle house. More testing is needed.
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If you want to be a serious agent of chaos, why wait till after this bill passes?
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The Earth is flat because maps are flat--and because of that, globes are fake. Also, TIL that Hobby Lobby is a place of worship... 🤦♂️🤷♂️💀
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Well that was a fucking suck out. Well done to the Panthers--they for sure deserved it--but you can't not be salty at the refs there. That was a damn light call for 60 seconds left in the 3rd.... #letsgocanes #FLAvsCAR
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The flat earthers aren't wrong. They're just really really into Ultimate Frisbee.
@CursinDaily @RightWingWatch All worlds are flat discs so that God can play Frisbee golf.
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