asking a girl out is deadass just playing neutral in ultimate you throw out a bunch of low commitment shit and dashback on everything and then eventually you just charge an f smash and pray to god that it hits
i played against someone at glitch with an ahegao controller and i played like my family would get brutally mutilated if i lost i dont think ive ever tried harder
why the fuck is the game i play called “super smash brothers ultimate” its so corny😭😭😭
i fr had to tell a girl today i play SUPER SMASH BROTHERS ULTIMATE cos she heard i played games competitively im sobbing and throwing up
bad smash players always end up finding refuge in fgc games and end up decent + good players have proven to be very competent in fgc games
tie a fgc player to a chair and ask them to di rob up air correctly once watch their body deteriorate
couples doing doubles is so cute and wholesome, sad that ill never get to experience it
not cos i dont have a gf, but because she gon have to watch from the sidelines while Ikan and i team, sorry babe im bout my BAG 💰
someone who has 10+ years of experience and is notorious for playing lame characters can call it out how it is but nah people who dont even go to tournaments/2-2’ers think they know better 💀
I want to find a time next year to take a long Smash break
Having to fight Steve at almost every event is an absolutely abysmal experience
We're so lucky he's not fun to play like Brawl MK/ Smash 4 Bayo + Cloud otherwise everyone would be playing him
you go to a party or social event and there's a dude saying he would wipe anyone in smash, clearly not very competitive but talking big shit
you as a competitive smash player, what do you do? 👀
bigmak/markofmastery is pushing 43 with a job, fiancé, and a bad hip. he retired, then came back and top 8’d combo breaker + multiple ignitions with sheik yall just SUCK
as much as shit talk is funny it def should stay within friends. feel like shit talking strangers u dont know is the clearest sign of having no social awareness. cant expect everyone to like u enough on first impression to banter with u. not rlly a matter of sensitivity
@EEvisu
@Light_S21
~20% of the smash scene needs to stop actively competing and actively work on the following:
- mental health
- physical health
- future planning, career, edu etc.
- loving and respecting themselves
- having empathy for those around you
guaranteed unspoken fact in smash is if someone brings their girlfriend to a tourney their opponents are going to try 200x harder than they would normally 💀
if smash 6 comes out are you gonna keep playing the character you play now or are you gonna pick up a new one?? (assuming your main stays in)
explain why !!
whats the most evil thing u did as a child
in elementary school i used to volunteer to go first during popcorn reading just so i could pick the kids who couldnt read well lmaoo
HOW TO MAKE YOUR OPPONENT TRY THEIR HARDEST AGAINST YOU GUARANTEED:
1. bring your girlfriend to the tournament
2. wear an esports jersey
3. have a prefix in your tag
any of these or a combination of them will 100% work