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03’ 🇲🇺🇫🇷 الحمد لله | Iyaaz

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✈️ CDG ! Alhamdulilah for everything !
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Netflix only slaps when you’ve got academic stress
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The “Liked a message” feature on insta is such a certi convo ender
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Watching the news isn’t enough, I need to be inside that court room
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“Can you unblock me?” Don’t you feel embarrassed jus saying that 😭😭
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The amount of bread driving instructors make isn’t spoken about enough
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Snap needs that “Liked a message” feature insta has so I can air people in peace
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May we all get to visit Medina in 2024 In’sha’Allah
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I wanna delete all socials and cut but then I’d just be bored
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Assalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh. Inna Lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un. I can’t believe I’m saying this but recently one of my closest boys has passed away at the age of 20. May Allah grant him Jannatul Firdaus, Ameen. Please keep him in your Duas In’sha’Allah.
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It’s Rabbi Zidni Ilma season
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Uk government is actually freestyling at this point
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@dionebabyy It’s the “we should do this more often” which sent me 😭😭😭
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@UrFavMauritian £60 an hour??? Bro buy a dinger and teach yourself ngl
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Everyone hates east until it’s time to eat
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as a collective we must rise and get rid of East London
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I’m walking into year 13 with a pen and like 89 different surahs
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Inna lillahi wa inna lillahi rajioon. My Grandmother has just passed away today 💔 . Please keep her in your duas. May Allah swt grant her Jannatul firdaus. Ameen
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Celebrate others success as if it’s your own, your time will come too have Sabr
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@aurelietshiama At this point the person next to yiu could be cake. Fuck knows
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Me eating the same order I get all the time
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HMRC when I make £5 profit on eBay
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@0161nexus Yeah for real They love tax evasion too🤣
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Your mums kettle still got limescale yet you’re buying girls you don’t know brownies? Sn
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Girls be posting their daughters like “mini me” , like awww she’s a little sket like you yeah? 😭
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You lot saying “why was she walking alone?” Must have some sort of mental illness
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Clear phone cases are elite until they turn yellow
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In person some of you girls don’t look like 280 likes in 20 mins
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Jus copped new Js
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Unadding me from socials is calm an all but adding me back? 🤣🤣 loool respect yourself 😭
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2 step verification just to hit a retweet yk
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I listen to the same 3 songs everyday just in different order
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This academic year is peak, there’s actually no coming back from this
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It’s disrespectful to call someone lucky for something that they actually worked for
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I’m actually so fucked for year 13
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@JasonKalala19 Jump from GCSEs to a levels will have you deeping life
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When someone touches your neck and their hands are cold
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“I CaN cHaNgE hIm” ok Bob the builder relax
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Biting into the elaichi while eating biryani <<<
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Me 20 seconds after I make an order online
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@Football__Tweet Mirrors sources:
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I’d pay serious money to have one more year 11 science lesson
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I could get up and clean the house but as soon as someone says “go clean the house” I’ll make sure I ain’t cleaning anything
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“You’ve forgotten about me” Yes, you’re useless to my life
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It’s Rabbi Zidni Ilma season
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Girls be like “I’m a bad bitch” then go cry
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This shit was 70% water 30% pasta
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“Go uni it will open doors for you”
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This can’t be the same brain that was memorising GTA cheat codes
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@iqraxv @ssensei___ Just called out 80% of east London
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This app should become illegal when someone dies 😭😭
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This is how life comes at you after Year 11
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@naaahsir It’s the “twitter web app” for me 😭😭🤣
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Some of you lot don’t even have an actual CV to get a job and you’re making one to get married?🤣 Calm
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I’m being so serious. Message me your CVs/requirements and I’ll see what I can do.
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The way my knees click during salah you’d think I’m 34
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May Allah protect everyone in Yemen. Keep Yemen in your duas إن شاء الله
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“Pic and age” ok border security
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I’m seeing my TL getting gassed for sixth form LOOOyoulotarefuckedOOOL
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You ever fuck wid a track so hard you replay it before it finishes
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Watermelon flavoured sweets sound so good until you actually try them
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You lot ever be half asleep in the car and jus feel that sudden turn and you jus know you’re nearly home 😭😭
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HMRC I beg tax these podcast lot first
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Feel sorry for his wife..
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Question 1 : *Leaves blank* Question 1b : Use your answer in question 1 to help you answ-
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Airport vibes will forever be unmatched
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Snap needs to pattern and allow me to open voice notes while holding a half swipe
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@imjustbait Should’ve clarted him in front of his wife and kids
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“Don’t bait my government g” Bro no one even knows you
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If project Mbappe fucks up I’m relying on project Brampton Manor 🤝
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I’m seeing gay people wanting to go Saudi Arabia like they won’t turn into a sack of dust
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“A relationship should be 50/50.....”
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I swear as soon as I hop in the shower I always hear someone tryna break in the house
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She has a starting 11 with subs swimming in her stomach and her friends on about “She’s so shy omg”
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If I leave your private story please respect yourself and don’t add me back. Thanks - Management 🤝
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Imagine violating your wife for bants and she starts crying LOOOdivorceOOOL
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Guys were perfecting their CVs to end up sending it to the mandem 😭🤣🤣
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I’ll take one good photo and rinse that same pic for years
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I swear October started yesterday
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You lot begging for winter must feel stupid now innit
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@Specsavers @HarryMaguire93 bro if it helps I’ll buy them for you
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Sparkling water actually tastes like tv static
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Insta moves like the match of the day for Twitter they jus show the best moments /tweets
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Them £20 Ryanair flights to Spain
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There’s actually a better selection of beef on asian twitter than there’s shows on Netflix.
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I tap my Apple Pay like I’m the one getting money
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If I ever see this on my snap it’s a straight block😭😭 Idc how long I’ve known you
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at your big age
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@liverbird2018 @UrFavMauritian You’re not a day over 13
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“I’m tryna be like you” “Nah I’m tryna be like you stilll”
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If you guys could please share and donate, it would be highly appreciated. May Allah bless you all ❤️.
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Having tawwakul will actually provide you with so much relief
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“Like for Ramadan GC”
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You’re there for everyone but whose there for you.
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All my TL knows is their card declining
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There’s nothing more crazy than a girls NGL.
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✈️ ! MXP الحمد لله
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Walking into 2024 with no licence is crazy
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You’re a different breed if you can actually learn something on teams
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Without Twitter, insta pages wouldn’t know how to act
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Single people always give the best relationship advice
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