Has Joe Biden's autopen pardoned Nick Reiner yet?

There will be a different network for me to not watch the Oscars on in 2029.

I wonder if Vox from Hazbin Hotel starting as a weatherman and working his way up to controlling the network is a comment on Robert Iger who went from being a weatherman in Ithaca to running ABC/Disney.

Will Pelosi keep her security clearance, or will she have to get her insider stock tips privately?

Nancy Pelosi is retiring? I guess she wants to go before her daughter has to strap her to a wheelchair, stick a hand up her ass, and work her like a puppet like she did with Diane Feinstein.

Can we all agree that Tylenol is perfectly safe for your baby if you're a pregnant man?

I'm disappointed. MSNBC didn't rebrand to TDS News.

Before you jump to conclusions, Trump could actually be planning to bomb the shit out of Guam.

I guess Matt Drudge only cares about presidential prostates when they get checked out by interns.

Those who are screaming the loudest have stolen the most.

I guess the Chiefs weren't bribing the NFL refs. USAID was. Thank you for shutting that shit down, Elon.

If I won't let some famous asshole bully me into voting for a particular candidate they're paid to endorse, why the hell should I care about the snack food or beer or soda or other crap they're being paid to endorse?

Speaking of DOGE and government waste, how much do each of those pens cost that Trump is using? How much has been wasted on ceremonial pens over the years? Do they reuse those folders?

You know it's Winter in Kansas City when Patrick Mahomes' car slides on a patch of ice, hits someone in the crosswalk, and the cops arrest the pedestrian.

MSNBC = Musk Should Not Buy Channel? (It's a waste of cash)

Looked at Blue Sky. Surprised it wasn't named " https://t.co/LvxYFNktOX" or " https://t.co/nfTXKcNGpL" or something similar. Lots of angry and hateful "no hate allowed here!" noise. Same sewer, different drain trap.

Why do we need The Guardian on X when George Galloway and Ayatollah Khamenei have accounts of their own to defend anti-Semitism and terrorism?

PREDICTION: Trump appoints multiple senators to his cabinet, blowing the majority. Again.

Now that Kamala lost her day job, how did her tryout on Saturday Night Live turn out?

Angel Hernandez just called it for Harris.