let’s get to the bottom of this together @RobertKennedyJr

i want my first babymama to look exactly like nikola jokic with tits and i’m taking applications.

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mugshot profile picture w perc pronouns - absolutely insane combo

you hear that conspiracy theorists? 5G is perfectly safe at levels BELOW 26 iPhones, it’s a proven fact now

face card never declines but i got the credentials to back it up 💯

i randomly remember that Threads exist and i have some all-time posts on there completely forgotten about

i made a joke so good almost 3 years ago now that people are still somehow finding the post and getting mad lmao.

when i say i love @PapaJohns but then only eat at @dominos, it’s not because i’m a liar it’s because The Papa is only allowed to use the back door 😩💦.

Pancreatic cancer.

God forbid a man be excited about something

best thing to come out of the 2008 stock market collapse was this graphic for MySpace profiles and guys named Kyle to wear on tshirts

this one holds a special place in my heart

i literally can’t pick just one of these to be the best one, i have these all in the same highest tier in my opinion. so i’m cheating and just saying it is a tie between all 4

RT @carrotwafflez:

RT @isaiah_polly: The key to making a successful TikTok account is pointing at a caption for 3 seconds and then showing a clip from a video….

there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a casual fan of anything, there’s always some type of dick measuring contest when someone has the audacity to actually enjoy something without devoting their entire personality and free time towards becoming all knowing about it.

we’ve gotten to the point of having the relevance and popularity to be indexed by Google on the first page and first few results when the term “recreational crack smokers” is searched, we’re outranking wikipedia, government webpages, and medical/scientific material 🫡

Boombox Ronnie: The King of Kalamazoo. The man, the myth, the guy who has been freestyle rapping for 4 hours over a YouTube beat played from a bluetooth speaker while dressed as Spongebob in the dead heat of summer. #PureMichigan

RT @BKWelles: 'I hate it when they're mean to Butters'. Butters when Cartman has an idea :