I just released my first poetry book. I asked readers to send me anonymous confessions about their deepest fears and then wrote poems that search for the glimmers. Also illustrated it!.

Wishing safety for everyone in Florida, especially everyone I met at SCF. hang in there, Swamp Scribes.

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If you’re wondering what I’ve been up to lately:.

I made a video about how and why I quit civilization to scrape out a home in the wilderness. Includes new Marion music!.

Hey @iZotopeInc since public embarrassment is the only way to get customer service these days, can I please get a response about your very expensive product with a broken installer? I'm trying to release some music this weekend. .

I just launched my new YouTube channel, Outer Edge Outpost, documenting my strange adventures as an author in exile, scraping together a life in the wilderness. Check out my intro teaser.

After 10 years of streaming in every country except mine, my strange stepchild finally comes home.

When and why did people stop commenting on blogs? Many blogs still have comment sections, but they're almost always empty, desolate, like the blogger is delivering a talk to an abandoned venue.

Friends: "No, don't do that, it's obviously a mistake.".Me: (intricate construct of reasoning).Friends: "Huh, well I guess that makes sense. ".NO IT DOESN'T. STOP ME.

A downside of being articulate is it's too easy to convince your friends that the decision you're about to make isn't stupid.

I miss when video game credits would end with “…AND YOU.”.It made little kid me feel so special.

Feels surreal to have a new book out all of a sudden. A minor event, this one, but still that thrill of release. I hope you like it!.

Absolutely no way there isn't some horrifying secret sealed inside the king's golden orb. Notice he never shakes it? Because you'd hear the secret rattling.

Ah, they finally took away my blue check. I am free of my Celebrity duties to Comment on the Issues. A simple man of the people once more. Beer and boobs and farts, my friends.

I have some new merch and a new store. Warm Bodies quotes on a shower curtain? Man With Knife on a pillow? Crudely scrawled art for every situation.

This is so funny.

Also, why haven’t they taken away my blue check yet? I want them to dramatically rip it off my chest and tell me I’m a disgrace to the uniform.

Twitter is trying to monetize basic account security? 😂 Either pay for their stupid service or be forced to use obtuse third-party apps and physical KEYS? What a bizarre choice of paywalls!

I have established an outpost on TikTok. Here’s a thing I did about the twists and turns of my author life that led me to a shed in the wilderness.

10 years after people wanted it, I finally made merch! All original designs, hand-scribbled by me.