that is a husky this is a wolf

@isaac_evilman @TheRocketRalph Nothing wrong with picking a lazy breed.

@radicalbarks @TheRocketRalph Of course not. But when you’re an “alpha” using your dog as a way to signal how “alpha” you are because you “tamed the wolf,” it seems like the higher energy one would be the one to pick.

@isaac_evilman @TheRocketRalph Why the dog gotta catch shade?

@Dunstoncheckson @TheRocketRalph Nothing wrong with being lazy. The issue is that he flexes about how he “tames the wolf.” Meanwhile, the wolf in question is a big ol’ lazy boy.

@isaac_evilman @TheRocketRalph Jeez I now feel like almost every dog I've seen that someone says is a husky is actually a malamute.

@RoosedInstitute @TheRocketRalph A good way to tell is just looking at how bulky they are. Is the dog really thin? Probably a husky. Is the dog big and fluffy? Probably a malamute. If the dog is big, fluffy, all white, and has a super friendly smile, that’s a samoyed.

@isaac_evilman @TheRocketRalph don't diss malamutes like that :(

@LegoshiPecs @TheRocketRalph I’m not. Malamutes are good doggos. They’re just not the breed you’d choose to show how “alpha” you are by “taming the wolf.”

@isaac_evilman @TheRocketRalph It because malas are ment to be like living space heaters as I understand it. So there soppy and huggable by nature to keep there owners warm and cozy.

@AnnwynSelley @TheRocketRalph Yeah. They’re perfect good boys and girls, but they’re not the sort of dog you choose to flex how “alpha” you are.

@isaac_evilman @TheRocketRalph Ironically the malamute is the huskier dog.

@GluffOfficial @TheRocketRalph I’m not. I’m picking on Tate for supposedly being an “alpha” who can “tame a wolf.” Meanwhile, the “wolf” in question is a big ol’ lazy boy.

@isaac_evilman @TheRocketRalph the "zoooom" next to the husky on the right killed me for some reasom 😭😭😭they're such silly doggos lol

@isaac_evilman @TheRocketRalph i mean he’s been away for a while, good to have a lazier dog when you’re in prison

@isaac_evilman @TheRocketRalph Interesting! I also love your horrifying pfp

@isaac_evilman @TheRocketRalph oo I just realised one of my mixed dogs have malamute and not husky in her genes! Makes way more sense now because she always sleeps everywhere lol

@isaac_evilman @TheRocketRalph My mom and stepdad have 3 malamutes, I was pretty sure it was a malamute.

@isaac_evilman @TheRocketRalph I will also say, having been around Malms my whole life, that: Malms > Huskies and it's not even close. Malms just go "ooOough" every time you say "woowoo" and my heart just melts. Huskies can be a bit too yappie lol