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Founder @BeantechDesigns | Fullstack Dev | MSc Computer science | BEng Petroleum Engineering | Team LH44 ❤️

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@is_olisa
Olisa
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Converting ideas into reality... @BeantechDesigns we help individuals and companies build digital products that are used everywhere! Our clients run their businesses and software is the least of their headache because we've got them covered! 😎 https://t.co/TjBHY6bQh3
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@iOccupyNigeria
iOccupyNigeria
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Nigeria dey enter one-chance wey go shock generations. FIRS don sign MoU with France DGFiP to “modernise tax administration”, “data-driven enforcement”, “information exchange”, and “capacity building”. If you like believe that sweet grammar. The real meaning be say Nigeria
@NGRPresident
Presidency Nigeria
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Nigeria-France Strengthen Tax Cooperation Through New MoU. The Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) and France’s Direction Générale des Finances Publiques (DGFIP) signed a landmark Memorandum of Understanding to strengthen bilateral cooperation and advance the digital
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@gothburz
Peter Girnus 🦅
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Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I
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@GazzettaFerrari
La Gazzetta Ferrari
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🚨 | Lewis Hamilton: "At the moment I'm only looking forward to the break. Just disconnecting. Not speaking to anyone." "No one's going to be able to get a hold of me this winter. I won't have my phone with me. I'm looking forward to that. Just completely unplugged from the
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@RobertGreene
Robert Greene
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The benefits of hard work.
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@rauchg
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@realkelvin07
Kelvin.
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The pressure on impressionable young adults here to announce to the internet milestones of their lives that should naturally only be known to close friends and family, because you’re afraid you’ll be left out if you’re not documenting your timeline on the internet, They have
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@hayesdev_
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This guy literally dropped a 1-hour masterclass on building startups 10x faster https://t.co/9e8CkFhwsm
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@TheVixhal
vixhaℓ
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This is what happens when iron is heated above its Curie Point (770 °C) At around 770 °C, iron (Fe) reaches its Curie point, which is the critical temperature at which it transitions between the ferromagnetic and paramagnetic states. Below this temperature (770 °C ≈ 1043 K),
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@it_unprofession
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Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error. He was stuck on a YAML file. He looked desperate. I make $275,000 a year. I haven't written a line of code since 2017. I don't even know what a "pod" is. But I didn't tell him that. I leaned back in my Herman
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@JustDeezGuy
Paul Snively
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I remain a PostgreSQL maximalist for reasons like this. If you aren’t a FAANG, you almost certainly don’t need a “document DB” or a “hot read cache” in front of PostgreSQL… if you actually use PostgreSQL (i.e. don’t make the other popular mistake and “abstract away from it”
@brankopetric00
Branko
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We chose PostgreSQL over MongoDB for our analytics platform. The context: - 50GB of time-series data daily - Complex queries with joins across multiple dimensions - Team had more SQL experience than NoSQL MongoDB seemed obvious for scale, but: - Query complexity made
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@it_unprofession
IT Unprofessional
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Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving. My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password. He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad. I looked at the device. Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption. I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network. So I didn’t give him the
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@is_olisa
Olisa
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OMG! Twice like lightning strike!
@lokiee_vib3ae
Lokeshuuu
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@f1trollofficial Just like another 2007 season..
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@F1
Formula 1
@F1
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How Lando can be crowned world champion in Qatar 👀 #F1 #QatarGP
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@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
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A 15-year-old has just earned a PhD in quantum physics. Laurent Simons, a Belgian child prodigy, has blazed an academic trail unmatched by almost anyone else on the planet, accelerating through education at a velocity that defies norms. He began primary school at age four and
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@isaaczara_
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My own definition of playing the game is 1. Be extremely good at what you do that you’re harder to replace. 2. Communicate exceptionally well, when in doubt, over-communicate. 3. Know how to express yourself in writing or during calls. 4. Be reliable under pressure, someone
@hannytalker
Hansel Praise
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If you don't know how to do politics at work, your career won't go far.
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@AskPerplexity
Ask Perplexity
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🐋 The Whale is back!! DeepSeek just dropped an IMO gold-medalist model. On ProofBench-Advanced—where models prove formal mathematical theorems—GPT-5 scores 20%. Gemini Deep Think IMO Gold hits 65.7%. DeepSeek Math V2 (Heavy) scores 61.9%. That's second place—but Gemini isn't
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@archiexzzz
Archie Sengupta
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the chinese can't stop winning
@MSFTResearch
Microsoft Research
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Fara-7B is our first agentic small language model for computer use. This experimental model includes robust safety measures to aid responsible deployment. Despite its size, Fara-7B holds its own against larger, more resource-intensive agentic systems: https://t.co/lT9m0uH4gQ
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@brankopetric00
Branko
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Client wanted separate AWS accounts for each environment. Development, staging, production, QA, demo. The argument for: - Better security isolation - Cost tracking per environment - Blast radius containment - Matches AWS best practices What actually happened: - VPC peering
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@is_olisa
Olisa
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🤦🏼‍♂️ @McLarenF1 y'all about to let Max take this championship 🥲 #F1 #LasVegasGP
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@is_olisa
Olisa
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Yeah everything is perfect with the "team, drivers just need to shut up and drive!" 😏
@fiagirly
deni
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📻 | Adami: “That’s a P10.” 📻 | Lewis Hamilton: “What happened with the strategy? How did I end up P10? I thought we were looking good at one point.” 📻 | Adami: “Yea we need to look into that second stint, or balance, or car. We will check.” 📻 | Lewis Hamilton: “How did
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