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grocery store wraith ⚔️
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Joined April 2022
Objectively the most romantic gift someone could bestow. Enormous cosmic crisp apple
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They’re killing me today. Coffee stain on my phone + audition in 3 hours bye
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Why’s this a hit tweet now I’m in love and feeling like irlzeldas the court jester
Objectively the most romantic gift someone could bestow. Enormous cosmic crisp apple
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Objectively the most romantic gift someone could bestow. Enormous cosmic crisp apple
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Fuck you
apples are such a mid fruit ive never met a person whose fav fruit are apples
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You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.
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Dance call for a show that doesn't dance. OR A SHOW I CAN EVEN BE IN
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does anyone have any tips for completing the hero’s journey? i can’t get past refusal of the call
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my biggest life hack in the world is that i don’t actually have to do my makeup in the morning. like that’s not something required of me. boom 20 minutes back into my jo bank
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saw this guy and said Ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad i cried and caught him
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one of the greatest athletes ever, promoting GLP-1 feels so…dystopian
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Worst Super Bowl for a guy named Drake since last year
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“you get so cold☹️” ENOUGH. TALK ABOUT THE SHITTING YOURSELF PART.
some of yall on tiktok be like “unglorifying anorexia” and then proceed to do some of the most blatant glorification of anorexia
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some of yall on tiktok be like “unglorifying anorexia” and then proceed to do some of the most blatant glorification of anorexia
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