Mr. Plow
@internetdevan
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Glorified Lawn Boy, Mr. Plow, Perennial Men’s League All Star, 2024 MSBL World Series Champion, Matt Holliday still hasn’t touched home plate
Joined October 2011
OH MY GOD.
Rule Number One: Do not take a selfie to sign up for a gossip app while working on the flight line at a secret military base.
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And don’t even get me started about how their homes are falling apart, no windows, they cook everything on a fire, work like slaves for no money, don’t have bedrooms or beds, and have two sets of clothes. Sorry your air frier is a little undersized 🙄.
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I’ve been to countries where people everywhere are starving, they don’t have paved streets, children are on the streets, and they shit in the middle of the road. The “nicer” one I’ve been to, had shacks over the ocean that they shit into. We are not a 3rd world country. JFC.
US is a third world country. Why would ANYONE think about bringing a child into the world unless you have the resources to do so?.
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They’re just trying to drive up the price. Nbd.
The #Padres are in a “never-ending quest to acquire [Jarren] Duran” and offered the #RedSox a package including SP Dylan Cease, C Ethan Salas and another prospect (not SS Leo de Vries) in exchange for Duran, which BOS “quickly rejected,” per @Sean_McAdam
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It’s very clear the padres don’t have a coaching or GMing problem. They have a a “ownership was in turmoil all offseason and we couldn’t spend $10m until fucking February” problem. That’s why we have 6.5 real ball players in our lineup instead of 10-11.
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I genuinely think this offense can be elite, but we’re missing a dawg. Merrill is one, but he’s a second year guy. This lineup needs a Profar type guy asap. A “step on their throat” “fuck you” guy. Somebody who doesn’t give a fuck. We had Higgy and Profar last year. I need it
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Alright, the deals have started. Let’s go preller.
BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners are acquiring first baseman Josh Naylor from the Arizona Diamondbacks, sources tell ESPN.
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“Commitment to excellence” meanwhile they’ve finished in last place almost as many times as the browns in the 2000s.
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All I see are a bunch of dads taking their daughters to go see Barbie instead of Oppenheimer.
Two years ago this week, Barbie and Oppenheimer came out on the same day. Despite Barbie earning $500 million more, Oppenheimer did well enough to narrowly win the election.
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I’m going to start referring to people as a make and model. A 1994 White Kevin 😂😂☠️☠️.
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I don’t understand how this team doesn’t have more homeruns.
Game 103: Padres at Cardinals (Darvish vs. Gray), 4:45 p.m. PT at Busch Stadium. It’s Jake Cronenworth’s 431st career start at second base, moving him past Roberto Alomar into the top spot in Padres history
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The more I see about dating today, the more thankful I am for Whitley.
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How ICE should be used.
ICE in Atlanta arrested Graham Humphrey, a 71-year-old British illegal alien. He has a prior conviction for indecent liberties with a child and will remain in ICE custody until he is removed.
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Jerry Jones.
Ozzy Osbourne (OO) Hulk Hogan (HH) who’s next??.
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Look, I love her, but I saw her on a baskin robin’s ad in Spokane today. When is she not doing an ad she is offered?.
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DO NOT CUT THE GRASS.
Many people don’t even know their nextdoor neighbors let alone talk to them. This is unfortunate for all. Cut the grass.
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RT @BronxBmbrz: This would’ve ended the game but was called a check swing and the dodgers proceeded to rally and walk it off but this won’t….
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