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Don't mind me, I'm just the local ghost! • Parody!

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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
5 years
I WANT TO WEAR A UNIFORM, NOT A COSTUME ⟿ Not DoX compliant ⟿ Threads below ⟿ One of #mallowan's mysteries
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
8 minutes
//and my printer's not even working oh my god
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
58 minutes
//19 pages of paperwork to explain that I have back pain is just excessive
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
3 hours
It will be a story passed down for generations to come.
@GUILTRlDDEN
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐌𝐑. 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑
5 hours
Their battle will be legendary.
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
6 hours
She never stopped.
@GUILTRlDDEN
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐌𝐑. 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑
6 hours
So she’s back to being his sworn enemy.
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
6 hours
(As he should.)
@GUILTRlDDEN
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐌𝐑. 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑
6 hours
Chatting it up at the teacher’s lounge. No gossip this time, just a whole lot of discussion regarding the football season (and Peter catching some flak over being a Mets fan.)
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
8 hours
"Any of the X-Men would probably just recommend Hank, and I'm definitely not letting him get involved again. So Adam'd probably be the best bet."
@DancingSunLord
Star Lord
8 hours
“We can trust Adam, he’s a good guy, and he has regeneration tech that can help you out.” He tells Kitty. “We’d just have to find him first. Unless you have a better idea?”
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
8 hours
She bought herself a cinnamon roll for breakfast.
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
8 hours
There's a reason she recommended what she did. What's the point in asking if she's not even going to listen to the answer? "It's a good place to start. You wanna run through the basics before trying more serious interventions."
@FLAMECREATES
-ˋˏ ༻𝓙𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑒༺ ˎˊ-
14 hours
there's some math whirring about in her mind. it's a good thing she's the telepath because the number she reaches is almost double that kitty had recommended. ❛i'll keep that in mind. so if we let it boot down for a bit, it should be... good.ᐣ❜
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
8 hours
"Hmm. . . What color do you think the roof should be?"
@innocentwithin
‍ ‍ ‍𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆𖦏𝗯𝗮𝗱𝗴𝗲𝗿
16 hours
eyes widening in surprise. “you built all of this .. from scratch .ᐣ holy moly kitty .ᐟ that’s so cool .ᐟ i don’t know how to help though.”
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
8 hours
That makes sense. Cheese and wine is a classic pairing.
@RadiantCobalt
𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢.
17 hours
If I'm having that many people over, I've cooked a truly excessive amount of food. It's mush more common to have about six people and whatever we scrounged together. I don't usually keep cheese, but I do pick some up for big events.
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
17 hours
Are they all different kinds of wine? And do you serve cheese?
@RadiantCobalt
𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢.
17 hours
I love standing around the kitchen island with fifteen other people and nine bottles of wine and having a chat.
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
17 hours
Well, sure. They're not exactly meant for adults to enjoy.
@RadiantCobalt
𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢.
17 hours
I love a party. I detest an adolescent one.
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
17 hours
I love a good party, personally.
@RadiantCobalt
𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢.
18 hours
If I live that long! I'd throw a party for any reason, though. Warm light, wine, and a home full of everyone I love? Why not?
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
18 hours
Why is Illyana drunk?
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
18 hours
Well. . . If you do pull it off, you should throw a party.
@RadiantCobalt
𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢.
18 hours
With a BMW engine, I doubt it, and I really do hardly drive anymore. The L is just so much more convenient.
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
18 hours
If you can pull that off, you definitely should.
@RadiantCobalt
𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢.
18 hours
I've become attached to the supra, too. As much as I'd love to pick up a real track monster, I've already put 130k miles on it. Might as well push for a million, right?
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
18 hours
Oh, yeah. A family car's a great idea.
@RadiantCobalt
𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢.
18 hours
It's a cute, fun hatchback. As my daughter gets older, I need to be able to take her places without monopolizing my husband's car, until she's big enough to sit in the passenger's seat. And the poor civic is nearly in need of a clutch, anyway.
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
18 hours
Is that a sports car?
@RadiantCobalt
𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢.
18 hours
A volkswagen golf. A golf r, specifically. The manual, of course.
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
18 hours
. . . Like a golf cart?
@RadiantCobalt
𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢.
18 hours
It feels like every time I get into any depth on a conversation about cars that they always have a Ferrari. And I've been looking at a golf.
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@intangiblexman
Kitten !
18 hours
Oh, I wasn't asking about the Ferrari. I know it can handle it. It drives like an absolute dream. Puts the Jag to shame.
@RadiantCobalt
𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢.
18 hours
And you're asking me if you can take it to the track?! It was born there!
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