Hey @SenateDems @SenateGOP @HouseDemocrats @HouseGOP @realDonaldTrump why don’t you all just quit pointing fingers and do your elected job? I get “work” is a 4 letter word for most of you but really a gov’t shutdown, so you don’t have to work. Get off your a$$ & figures it out!

Music city autograph show continues to show how you can easily fuck up organizing a show

Music City Autograph show is a clusterfuck. This numbering system is shit.

Hey Vendors, stop fucking assuming you know when customers are looking for based on what they are wearing. #cardshow #autographshow #sportsshow

PSA to old people: don’t blow your nose in a restaurant. Go to the bathroom and do it!

Unspoken Truth: Maggie Pierce in Grey’s Anatomy deserved a character death for her exit. They have a habit of killing people off, she should have been one of them.

Please get rid of Holly Rowe! She is the worst sideline reporter ever.

I really wish fucking retards would learn to line up for Southwest flights appropriately. If you are A5, you don’t line up at the front. You line up between the pole A1-A5 and A5-A10.

Congrats to @espn on overshadowing Cam Ward’s moment on TV by wasting so much time talking about Shedeur Sanders! ESPN used to be good!

Has anybody realized Mel Kiper is completely full of 💩? People act like he knows what he is doing but really he has absolutely zero clue and is just guessing.

Everybody can calm down now, S.Sanders has now been drafted to the perfect team for him! They have extensive history of doing well with QB’s.

Are some of y’all finally realizing that character matters? The 1st, 2nd & 3rd rounds of the NFL draft should show you that.

Why do we have the National Anthem at #WrestleMania instead of America the Beautiful

It’s the Holy Grail of cards

NCAA Prediction: Nico Iamaleava will play for a crappy program this year. Won’t play well & will be a sub-par NFL QB if/when he is drafted.

NFL Prediction: Travis Hunter is saying that whatever team drafts has to let him play offense & defense. He will be a mediocre NFL WR and an average NFL DB.

Crap sellers on eBay

That was by far the stupidest way to eliminate 6 wrestlers in the Womens Royal Rumble

at least Alexa Bliss was already eliminated so we don’t have to see the Water Buffalo (Nia Jax) injure her!

PSA: remember that abortion is a real option. Do not make this world worse by reproducing more stupid people. Condoms, IUD’s, Abstinence will help!