TheMarquisUmbrella
@inksmith
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Reader, Riter, Rider of the periphery.
off to the side, behind you.
Joined December 2011
Twelve days left to listen. It's about a hour long and is a fairy tale, and a sequel to a fairy tale... https://t.co/KQNDYLN1T5
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Neil Gaiman’s fairytale comes to Radio 4 starring Penelope Wilton and Gwendoline Christie.
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When you're on a bus and said vehicle is making a noise skin to standing on the footplate of a steam train and the driver says nothing...its time to get off the bus.
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Just got a new back fence. The old one is paling by comparison... #mondaypunday #githappens
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Katanas not included. RT for a chance to win this custom #Deadpool2 Xbox One X. NoPurchNec. Ends 07/24/18. #Deadpool2XboxSweepstakes rules: https://t.co/QHjBQJxCwM
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In just under 24 hours, we'll be setting sail on the maiden voyage of #SeaofThieves Plundercast! It isn't too late to be in tomorrow's 3 month Xbox Game Pass Subscription give away either, all you need to do is Retweet and Follow and you could be playing @SeaOfThieves on us!
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Ahoy all you landlubbers, hoist the sails and keelhaul your neighbours it's time to win some prizes! Like and retweet this or any other competition tweet from the @Plundercast_SoT account for a chance to win 3 months Xbox Game Pass! #SeaOfThieves #Xboxone
In just under 24 hours, we'll be setting sail on the maiden voyage of #SeaofThieves Plundercast! It isn't too late to be in tomorrow's 3 month Xbox Game Pass Subscription give away either, all you need to do is Retweet and Follow and you could be playing @SeaOfThieves on us!
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No, I don't have a 'spare' cigarette, all mine are preassembled. #wednesdazed #githappens
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RT for a chance to win, plus save $10 on select controllers. NoPurchNec. Ends 11/04/17. #XboxSweepstakes Rules: https://t.co/agKhF71zIl
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Never trust anyone who has an actual bookmark instead of bus tickets, bar receipts and triangular corners of toilet paper
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A shame that Instagram names a photo app, and not a weed delivery service. #potkettleapp #githappens
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It's been the honor of my life to serve you. You made me a better leader and a better man.
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Oh joy, no one should be that pissed at 6:30...on a bus...with a harmonica
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Back to the grind, which is so much better with a dearth of HOT, 5am is one of my favourite AMs.
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