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𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗒 𝗉𝗂𝗀𝗀𝗒 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 ~♡

His girlfriend’s been getting 𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙, he hasn’t been answering his phone! He said he’d be late home 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙜 the pastries but it’s nearly 2am! She’s so naive~! He’s currently 𝖕𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 his new assistant full of his 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐩𝐢𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬.

First time in the sauna?

Bailey got home later than expected, he barged through the door breathless after dashing up the stairs, he looked around for @sultryroo and his piglets. “Ah’m sorry I was so late! Got caught up at the bakery, omph— I hope the piglets weren’t a hassle..”

Make him oink~! 🐷

Bailey drags @cloverciao back into his arms as she attempts to get out of bed, his snout buried into her neck whilst his surprisingly firm grip tightened around her waist. “Nuh-uh.. it’s too early.. don’t go yet..”

Bailey did leave a box of fresh eclairs on @TheSensualSix’s door step, he owed Holly a lil’ treat, especially with the written admission he put inside the box she’s not gonna be happy about.

Bailey isn’t the pants wearin’ kinda piggy, though he somehow keeps up the winter vibes. Slumped against the wall in his bakery’s reading nook, he’s enjoying a fresh coffee wearin’ nothin’ but his white knitted sweater, plaid socks and a red woolly scarf, lettin’ his loins

This bakers new year resolution is to put a few 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙝 buns in some 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙡𝙮 ovens. ~ꨄ︎

Bailey is giving anniversary smooches to @cloverciao before she even has a chance to wake up! He flops onto the bed beside her, nippling and peppering her throat. “Mwuh~! Happy anniversary, baby..~”

Bailey is back behind the counter nothing but an apron— he’s been trying to perfect his brioche recipe and the ovens have been working non-stop! It gets so warm for the plump porcine.. hopefully his customers won’t mind seein’ the nude piggy, he ain’t a pervert or anythin’!

When Bailey said you could make yourself at home, he 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 mean you could barge into his room when he's taking a nap! 💧

Crazy how the piggy will be put together for the whole day then all it takes is @cloverciao turning up at his bakery and dragging him out back for five minutes to reduce him to a giggling tongue-tied airhead. (She was trying different lipsticks with him).

Bailey is less the flirtatious piggy and more the papapiggy today! He’s running around the bakery with two piglets strapped to his chest and one on his back. They’ve been colic messes all night but for some reason sleep soundly when Bailey holds them—so, the boar has them.

➙ 𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙈𝙄𝙇𝙁

Bailey is trying to prepare dough to rise overnight, but his snout keeps twitching.. he swears he can smell @cloverciao despite the dough and butter around him. He glances up at the ceiling as if trying to see through the floor to their apartment, his lil’ swirly tail starts

“Oh! Evenin’ sugah, what can ah’ get for you today?..”

Sometimes Bailey gets a little too carried away during his ‘𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾’, the poor boar gets so pent up, sometimes day will go by with this deep, nagging tension swelling in his core— makin’ his porky loins ache fiercely.. so every now n’ then, he 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙤𝙛𝙛

He thought about wearing nothing but an apron for an entire shift, though the moment he peeped out of his kitchen he absolutely chickened out— Gah! He’s a little self conscious about his pudge.. So as he serves customers he can’t help but giggle sheepishly, wondering what

Bailey has already started prepping his autumn collection; cardigans, jeans, scarves, mittens, beanies, felt berets, woolly ankle-socks.. even a special cream to keep his softy piggy snout soft and silky during those dry, cold autumn months. Always the fashionably conscious pig!