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College hockey raconteur. Heaven is a combination Tim Horton’s/Buc-ee’s/Maple Leaf Gardens

Joined April 2007
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Mike Eidelbes
8 months
Hockey fans: I’ve been in the lab. Coming to this space Monday …
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Mike Eidelbes
2 years
Frozen Four goalie rankings:. 1. Perets.2. Close.3. Commesso.4. BU empty net.5. Portillo.
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Mike Eidelbes
5 years
I propose a hockey tournament with RPI, RIT, Clarkson and Michigan Tech where the engineering students are allowed to mess with stuff to benefit their teams.
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Mike Eidelbes
2 years
My prediction for the regionals:. Fargo: Four teams.Allentown: Four teams.Manchester: Four teams.Bridgeport: Four teams. Let's see if I'm right . .
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Mike Eidelbes
5 years
If hockey starts back up in empty arenas, guys who’ve played in a Beanpot 3rd place game will have a distinct advantage.
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Mike Eidelbes
7 years
If I were the college hockey czar, I'd set aside 100 Frozen Four tickets for Michigan Tech students. And I'd make their band the house band. Accordions rule.
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Mike Eidelbes
7 years
I assume Gopher fans with Frozen Four tickets will sell them because they're not interested in watching B1G hockey.
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Mike Eidelbes
3 years
Looks like Michigan opted out of its football game too.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
Gopher coach Bob Motzko and B1G director of hockey officials Steve Piotrowski had an, ahem, animated discussion outside the locker room after the game.
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Mike Eidelbes
5 years
Tomorrow was supposed to be the start of the NCAA Frozen Four in Detroit. Since it’s cancelled and we’re all bummed, we’re all going to wear hockey sweaters to make the day a little more tolerable.
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Mike Eidelbes
2 years
Look, I know Michigan won last night … but that doesn’t make this any less sick.
@GopherHockey
Minnesota Men’s Hockey
2 years
This was WAY too nasty not to post. Pure filth from Pitter 🤢
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Mike Eidelbes
3 years
And the Red Berenson Award for Dodging an Opponent with a Pulse Goes to ….
@umichhockey
Michigan Hockey
3 years
Michigan's GLI Contest vs. Western Michigan on Dec. 30 Canceled. Details: #GoBlue
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Mike Eidelbes
1 year
Charlie Lindgren looks like a 1970s Brewers reliever.
@Capitals
Washington Capitals
1 year
“It’s such a privilege to play for these guys … It’s been an incredible journey.”. Charlie Lindgren on heading into to his first-career #StanleyCup Playoffs. #CapsFlyers
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Mike Eidelbes
5 years
ESPN showed some college hockey reruns last week, but it didn’t feel authentic because the first period wasn’t joined in progress following an OT college lacrosse game.
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Mike Eidelbes
4 years
@tonyposnanski @daveroyaldj You’d activate the high beams with a switch on the floor.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
Season post-mortem: Lots to fix in NCAA hockey. 1. Officiating is awful.2. Crackdown on obstruction is necessary.3. Regionals are a mess.4. Frozen Four was a disappointment. Been watching college hockey for a long time, and this is the most blah year I can remember.
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Mike Eidelbes
2 years
Fun fact: Michigan State scored 100 goals this season for the first time since 2011-12. Minnesota scored 25 goals in 4 games against MSU this season.
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Mike Eidelbes
7 years
Former NoDak star gets the call; posted 4-7--11 in 8 AHL games.
@NHLNewNumbers
NHL Jersey Numbers
7 years
F Rocco Grimaldi will wear jersey number 23 for the Nashville Predators. Number last worn by Trevor Smith in 2016-17. #Preds
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Mike Eidelbes
1 year
Justen Close doesn’t get enough credit for being thrust into a virtual no-win situation when Lafontaine left mid-2022 and becoming an absolute workhorse in goal.
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Mike Eidelbes
8 years
Watching HNIC . said Phil Kessel deadlifted 500 lbs at Gary Roberts' offseason camp. Only others who've done it are McDavid and Stamkos.
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Mike Eidelbes
8 years
The fact that Preds fans taunt the opposing goalie college-style after he gives up a score is hilarious and fantastic.
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Mike Eidelbes
10 years
At the airport, and I mean this in the best possible way: NoDak fans are like mice in your garage; if you see one, it means you've got 50.
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Mike Eidelbes
9 years
So Patrick Roy's statement was basically the print version of this?
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Mike Eidelbes
5 years
You sure that ain’t Rory Sparrow?.
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Mike Eidelbes
2 years
Told you I saw Adam Hall. Dropped the ceremonial first puck for game 2, but not before putting on an MSU hat.
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Mike Eidelbes
10 years
Guy sitting behind one of the benches at tonight’s Isles-Canes game was wearing a NoDak sweater. #theyreeverywhere.
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Mike Eidelbes
7 years
Happy birthday to former Michigan Tech great and NHL HOFer Tony Esposito .
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Mike Eidelbes
3 years
So games closer to the participating schools is good?.
@LetsGoDU
LetsGoDU
3 years
That was the most electric hockey game I've ever attended. Just amazing turnout. Incredible atmosphere.
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Mike Eidelbes
9 years
Trump answers questions like Grandpa Simpson tells stories.
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Mike Eidelbes
5 years
To a frickin' hockey game.
@NCAAIceHockey
NCAA Ice Hockey
5 years
Future Men's and Women's Frozen Four sites from 23-26 announced tomorrow … where do you want to go?
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Mike Eidelbes
5 years
We’re all wearing hockey sweaters on Thursday, right? WHO’S WITH ME?!?
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Mike Eidelbes
3 years
Holy Christmas … if the replay and clock aren’t synced properly, we’re in for some shit.
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Mike Eidelbes
10 years
Disney officially announces it's making Frozen 2. One step closer to the copyright showdown with the NCAA for Frozen 4.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
Happy birthday to ex-New Hampshire star and Charlestown Chief legend Michael Ontkean!
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Mike Eidelbes
7 years
If I create a private NCAA bracket group, would anyone join? Winner gets a bunch of miscellaneous hockey crap.
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Mike Eidelbes
2 years
Dear college hockey social media teams:. Stop using player nicknames in your posts. No one knows who you’re talking about, and you sound like a tool.
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Mike Eidelbes
8 years
North Dakota hockey fans attracted to overly gaudy structure built by racist. Who knew?
@SenatorHeitkamp
Archive: Sen. Heidi Heitkamp
8 years
Just walked into Trump Tower and ran into some @UNDmhockey fans from Fargo. Looking forward to tomorrow's game! #UNDProud
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
Dear USA Hockey:. Wear these sweaters for every game until the end of time. Signed,. America.
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Mike Eidelbes
2 years
There's a headline that pulls no punches .
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Mike Eidelbes
1 year
Congrats to everyone playing in the White Bear Lake city hall/library regional . .
@NCAAIceHockey
NCAA Ice Hockey
1 year
See ya soon, Maryland Heights ‼️. The Maryland Heights Pod. 🏒. #NCAAHockey
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
By the way, 6k at Notre Dame for the B1G title game. Standing room was two deep all around the rink. Great atmosphere.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
My cousin @Kotzo_ watched the Minnesota high school hockey tournament at a bar in Medellin, Colombia .
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Mike Eidelbes
4 years
If only the NCAA could've figured out a way to play an entire tournament at one site over the course of a week.
@UMassHockey
UMass Hockey
4 years
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Mike Eidelbes
7 years
Remember those 100 Michigan Tech fans I asked for a couple weeks ago? We could use 'em right now. Little sleepy in the X.
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Mike Eidelbes
7 years
In honor of Aretha Franklin, I'm going to have four fried chickens and a Coke for lunch.
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Mike Eidelbes
8 years
Please give us a Frozen Four .
@ShawnMcKenzieSN
Shawn McKenzie
8 years
In my short time covering hockey, I have never seen anything like this. Nashville is ridiculous right now.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
You can put ‘em on the end of your stick and wave ‘em when you’re down 6-2 midway through the game.
@GopherHockey
Minnesota Men’s Hockey
6 years
Game 16: Tonight's #Gophers Jersey Report. We will wear white.
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Mike Eidelbes
8 years
Nine goals in the PIT-CBJ game. Eight by ex-collegians.
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Mike Eidelbes
7 years
@ALT_DOJ H.R. Pufnstuf. He's your friend when things get tough.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
@SaraCivian Hockey is not fun. It’s about working hard and respect and playing the right way and then going home and hitching a plow behind a mule and working the land until your hands bleed.
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Mike Eidelbes
2 years
No. 1 team has won 2 titles since advent of color TV, so no ….
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Mike Eidelbes
4 years
If Minnesota State wins this game, we can assume the problem all along was @puckato?.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
Beez Nuts.
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Mike Eidelbes
7 years
No one squeezes more fun out of hockey than Michigan Tech's fans.
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Mike Eidelbes
4 years
It lit
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Mike Eidelbes
8 years
After all the crap I've given NoDak fans over the years, don't know why they still follow me. I guess Breitbart doesn't cover college hockey.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
The real Eveleth Trophy would be a 10-pound porketta and a case of Hamm's.
@LetsPlay_Hockey
Let's Play Hockey
6 years
The Eveleth Trophy for Minnesota High School Hockey unveiled. Traveling trophy will be shared by the four Minnesota High School Hockey State Champions starting this year.
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Mike Eidelbes
4 years
College hockey postseason is the polar opposite of college football. Hockey - anyone can win it all.Football - 2.5 teams can win it all.
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Mike Eidelbes
8 years
North Dakota. Consistent. (Matt Dresens @TheBUHockeyBlog photo)
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Mike Eidelbes
7 years
West Regional winner also gets the North Star Cup.
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Mike Eidelbes
4 years
He made the right choice.
@starko29
Kody Stark
4 years
@RussoHockey Kyle Rau pushed me into a snow bank outside of a bar in Dinkytown in 2012 because I was wearing a Fighting Sioux jacket.
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Mike Eidelbes
1 year
The best team won tonight. End of discussion.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
Gary Makar is a college hockey treasure.
@Avalanche
Colorado Avalanche
6 years
If you want to know why Cale Makar is the humble and kind kid he is, just watch this interview with his dad, Gary. #GoAvsGo
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
It’s so windy here today, I went outside and felt like I was leaving the Metrodome.
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Mike Eidelbes
8 years
Never thought I'd see this at Notre Dame, but here we are .
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Mike Eidelbes
3 years
Better team won.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
The seven schools looking to leave the WCHA also preemptively booted St. Thomas out of their new league.
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Mike Eidelbes
10 years
North Dakota: Since you spent $200k on the name, I whipped up your logo. All I want is 50% of gross merch revenue.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
St. Cloud State never gets caught up in admissions scandals. Because who needs to fake a pulse?.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
The last time someone in Chicago hit as many bars as Cody Parkey, Harry Caray was still alive.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
My wife won’t let me wear this shirt to my kid’s HS orientation tonight. Why does she hate excellence?
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Mike Eidelbes
5 years
I tuned in to MSC/FS North for Frank and Doug. They just happened to accompanied by moving color pictures of a hockey game.
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Mike Eidelbes
2 years
Sunday's Penn State-Michigan game is gonna be 1-0 in 3OT.
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Mike Eidelbes
5 years
Little embarrassed to admit, but I was so excited about #GOSWEATERSWOOOOO that I woke up at 7:45 am to see if anyone had posted. This was a lot of fun. Hope we raised a few bucks for Detroit hospitality workers. Let’s not do it again next year.
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Mike Eidelbes
7 years
Is it too late to get on the UMass bandwagon? Those dudes look like they’re having fun.
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Mike Eidelbes
10 years
George Gwozdecky to North Dakota. Please let this happen. It'd be like the Empire hiring Luke Skywalker to run the Death Star.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
UMass is the best team I’ve seen all year. And they’ve easily been the best team in the tournament.
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Mike Eidelbes
4 years
Best John McKay quote: Following a 51-0 loss to Notre Dame in 1966. "I told my team it doesn't matter. There are 750 million people in China who don't even know this game was played. The next day, a guy called me from China and asked, 'What happened, Coach?'".
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Mike Eidelbes
7 years
Stick tap to @jeffphowe for being the one Pats beat writer not complaining about the weather in Minneapolis.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
The moose wondered? Probably wondered why it couldn’t get into a better school . .
@UNDPoliceDept
University of North Dakota Police
6 years
#UNDAlert: Please be aware that there is a moose that has wondered into the @UofNorthDakota Campus area. We are doing our best to get this animal back to the wild. This situation is also currently contained. #BestCopsAround
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
Everyone’s talking about Dallas getting next year’s Winter Classic, but the Avalanche outdoor game at Air Force Academy will be great. Beautiful setting.
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Mike Eidelbes
10 years
Here's a picture of Edina High: http://t.co/AtRlp99uVN.
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Mike Eidelbes
4 years
Dryden McKay
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Mike Eidelbes
3 years
Does Motzko need more days off? Fewer days off? Play in the morning?.
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Mike Eidelbes
2 years
The better team doesn’t always win. It did tonight.
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Mike Eidelbes
9 years
North Dakota is changing from a university to a regional airline?.
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Mike Eidelbes
2 years
Quick scan of Twitter proves that NCAA hockey officiating is like Whose Line is it Anyway: the rules are made up and the minutes don’t matter.
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Mike Eidelbes
5 years
Hey Redhawks, don’t wreck college hockey for all of us.
@CBSNews
CBS News
5 years
WATCH: While hosting a large house party, Miami University students admit to police they recently tested positive for COVID-19
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Mike Eidelbes
10 years
I really want to like NoDak -- good coaches/staff who do things the right way, good kids. But the fans are a bunch of miserable pricks.
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Mike Eidelbes
7 years
Time to check in with PJ Fleck .
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Mike Eidelbes
8 years
This is how you handle a possible early departure. And don’t think future recruits won’t notice.
@ToddMilewski
Todd Milewski
8 years
I talked to Tony Granato about Luke Kunin's decision on whether to turn pro with @mnwild or stay with @BadgerMHockey.
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Mike Eidelbes
3 years
Macalester College’s crowning athletic achievement.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
Everyone blasts ESPN college hockey coverage, but good for them for staying on from Buffalo between games.
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Mike Eidelbes
2 years
I don't care which team you root for: Knies is frickin' good.
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Mike Eidelbes
10 years
Dean Smith's estate willed each of his former UNC players $200. Not to be outdone, John Calipari just gave each of his current players $500.
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Mike Eidelbes
5 years
Bucky Badger saw his shadow this morning so Wisconsin is gonna be in last place in B1G hockey for another 6 weeks.
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Mike Eidelbes
10 years
AND THEN THERE’S OMAHA!.
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
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Mike Eidelbes
6 years
In his postgame comments, Motzko said the call was “an absolute travesty.".
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Mike Eidelbes
8 years
Biggest takeaway from tonight’s games — there are a lot of crappy officials in college hockey.
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Mike Eidelbes
9 years
Lester Holt moderating this debate like he’s an NHL official in OT of Game 7 of the conference final.
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