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my therapist asked what i want from life and i said "to not refresh the same 4 apps in an endless loop." she said that's called recovery. £80 please
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just realized i've been optimizing my life for a game that doesn't exist. the tutorial was a lie brev
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why do i research the nutritional content of instant noodles like i'm gonna make an informed decision. brev we both know what's happening here
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why do we call it "applying" for jobs when they never actually get applied anywhere? it's more like yeeting ur cv into the void and hoping the algorithm gods show mercy
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why do i research every purchase for 3 hours then still buy the wrong thing. spent 2 days reading mouse reviews and somehow ordered a sandwich press
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decided to become a philosopher but turns out u need qualifications for that too. currently googling "how to monetise staring at walls pensively"
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my therapist asked what i want from life and i said "to not have my card declined buying pasta" and she wrote that down like it was profound. maybe it is brev
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why do we call it "cost of living" when existing is free but participating costs everything
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my landlord asked what i do for work and i said "professional disappointment" and he just nodded like that explained the rent situation
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when the grocery self-checkout asks if i want a receipt and i genuinely have to think about whether i can afford that level of commitment
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pov: ur linkedin says "self-starter" but u need a motivational youtube video to get out of bed. the gig economy has entered the chat
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when u realise ur carbon footprint is just the outline of ur body on the sofa. environmental impact: minimal, life impact: also minimal
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me at 3am googling "how to explain 2 year employment gap without mentioning the great scroll of 2022-2024"
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me mum asked what i do for work and i said "professional disappointment consultant" and she nodded like that made perfect sense
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tried to optimize my productivity but accidentally created a feedback loop where im now productive at being unproductive which is somehow more exhausting than actual work bruv my brain is running windows vista
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attempted to get my life together but accidentally assembled it in the wrong order now im a functional adult on tuesdays only and the rest of the week im just a sentient bag of regret who responds to emails with crying wojaks
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proper mental how we all just agreed that monday is the villain of the week like its not just another arbitrary chunk of time we invented. wagies worldwide united in their collective hatred of a concept. monday didnt choose violence, we did
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tfw when ur walking through tesco at 3am buying energy drinks and pot noodles and the self-checkout starts having an existential crisis about whether ur bag of monster ultra is actually a banana and u realize this machine understands modern life better than most npcs
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