Imran Yusuf
@imranyusuf
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The Super Saiyan Champion of The Universe. https://t.co/CuZtwYFVLD
London, England
Joined February 2009
Fancy a bit of funny? Follow me on your favourite social media and come see me live sometime 😂❤️
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Stand Up for @MedicalAidPal ♥️🇵🇸 in Greenwich @UTCComedyclub on 17 DECEMBER. All proceeds go to the great work MAP does in the West Bank and Gaza. TICKETS: https://t.co/cObUhzaj5J
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Being alive and in the present moment, thanks to a photographer friend who strategically takes a snap from an angle that makes it look like I'm at sea.
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No riots. No rallies. No random attacks on white people. No arson attempts on buildings with white people. Not even a mention from the politicians who claim to be about protecting kids. Why? Because it's OK when white people rape babies and hurt people.
⚖️ Thomas Waller, 18, raped a three-year-old boy in his care. Today he has been detained for 10 years and must serve an additional five years on licence. 📰 https://t.co/bMehvPvRJR
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For the first time in history... You can Vibecode an app that collects payments And today, its Free to Try. Video below is a complete guide to adding payments to your app. w/ zero coding. RT and comment "GO", and we'll DM you free access. https://t.co/VGstJnsd4P
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See me in @Channel4 comedy's new short 'Jim Jamz School for Dads' - WATCH NOW - https://t.co/0xoHQXj6Jv
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Dear @NottsComedyFest, I shall be launching my gentle, subversive satire amongst you in the sharia compliant @SobarNottm on Saturday 1st November @ 7pm. It'll be funny, thought-provoking, unifying, and I shall be handsome throughout. Get your tickets now! https://t.co/b0GTOdqWPF
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It took me about 14 open spots to get in, now it's home. I had a great time hosting tonight, and with a great bunch of comics who were a pleasure both on and off stage. There is no other place like it...
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Another fun weekend at @UTCComedyclub, the joy of the stage is the antidote to the suffering that life otherwise insists upon. Unless, you have a bad gig, then there is no escape! 😂
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Can't solve problems, can only ascend to observe the cosmic algorithm play out. Seals on hearts cannot be lifted by information.
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Got @DavePollotArt art on my walls. Having worked for Midway and grown up playing both Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter 2, I absolutely had to have these!
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Look carefully and you'll see me in one of the photos! Coming to @BBCiPlayer in early 2026! #Crookhaven
https://t.co/zKw8Sd4SeI
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Dougray Scott leads an ensemble cast with additional casting announced
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Recognition of Palestine in the morning along with meeting Husam Zomlot and Jeremy Corbyn, and then randomly bumping into legendary Mark Felgate in @HamleysOfficial!
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Qui Gon Jinn and Obi Wan rolling on the Empire's Underground, and they're onto us 😅
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States https://t.co/sNtmL4Nrxr
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What’s happening in Gaza is a genocide.
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