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Bio is found in Lulu's section of the Sphere Grid and it inflicts Poison status on an enemy for the cost of 10 MP. It never fails unless-

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3 months
RENFIELD (in jail, eating bugs): man. dracula is so cool.
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gentlemen. over 73 deaths in the maternity ward this week alone. this mystery pupurreal fever is a menace to the Weaker Sex. but our hospital policy MUST be observed. Any staff discovered without filthy hands soaked in cadaver juice will NOT be permitted to examine newborns.
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hope i (the Emperor) dont get turned into a crystal-obsessed demon who rants endlessly about crystals as a result of Cids experiemntation with the starscourge pandemic! . its probably really unlikely though.
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Only just realised the FF ironic fate/dead emperor theory also applies to Queen Branhe from FFIX and what happens to her, too! Nice.
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occurs within multiple Final Fantasy game stories but love the plot beat where the world's Evil Emperor is killed off in some kind of ironic way or comes to a generally grotesque fate (for their hubris, etc).
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13 hours
all up in da Zone Eater.
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dai nippon tenkoku. so. the Big Heavenly State of Japan?.
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SEIFER: fffffuck
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Seifer's dream of becoming a sorceress's knight, inspired by a movie he watched as a child, is a crucial part of his character and motivation.
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RT @coffeetime33: The World’s Largest Pistachio
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2 days
Morrowind. John Morrowind.
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Dr Jiang: actually all the apostles are secretly thrilled an excited to find out if they're gonna be the one who betrays jesus. everyone is afraid that it's he or she who is the betrayer .(on da Vinci's Last Supper, from Dante lecture).
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2 days
Free urinal cake with 3 month subscriber tier.
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Why wont the homeless use our ShelterPods :<.
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you think those are government-funded sleeping pods for the homeless you're sleeping in? Think again Neo.
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2 days
No mom i TOLD you i wanted one of the NON-BELEAGUERED DNA labs! You're so STUPID.
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2 days
another day another government investigation into the beleaguered Bob Dylan Memorial DNA lab.
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3 days
my favorite work by the master. @Aiannucci .
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3 days
cornered by a menacing swarm of Thomas Dolbys. surrounded, even.
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is this guy for real? .CHAT: you know what a nursery is, right? where you buy plants
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so-called AI has made no real progress in 30 years
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