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twiter????? I hardly even-
New York, NY
Joined February 2014
When people have bible verses in their bio I’m like bruh can u just write the sentence out 🤣🤣
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Entertainment Weekly has voted "The Haunting of Hill House" as the best series in Netflix history.
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Despite my being wrong about the Charli XCX soundtrack (ie “House” ft John Cale) this clip cemented the idea that the movie is poop from a butt I will still watch .
The first clip from Emerald Fennell’s ‘WUTHERING HEIGHTS’ has been released. In theaters February 13.
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And how many of YOU have gotten your period in small claims court 🤨
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Face section of my photos thought Joey King and I were the same person……oomfs that have made fun of her you will begin to cough in 7 days
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Me watching the credits of any movie or tv show I enjoy: UH OH😱 the LINKEDIN monster is coming!!!!
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French people have told me when I speak french I have the same accent as timothee chalamet … ok well guess what that’s actually awesome
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Told a 21 yr old I’m 26 and he gasped then started laughing
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As much as it kills me to perpetuate this stereotype, my great aunt (french) was indeed shocked to learn that I put on deodorant every day
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Withering shites starring poop and hole directed by toilet with music by loud farts
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I’ll be missing rehearsals today, Liz, I’m auditioning for the lead in Oh Mary, a play based on the life of Mary Todd Lincoln, who according to Wikipedia was actually a cabaret performer who most of all loved the the-ater.
Jane Krakowski is Mary Todd Lincoln. Beginning October 14.
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You forgot someone…
Looking very likely that Best Actress this year will come down to these two
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Watching big little lies for the first time watch this space
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Watching big little lies for the first time watch this space
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Oh god My Year of Rest and Relaxation on the moodboard TWICE this club is actually hell
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From haunting of hill house, girls/get out, black phone, & together.…to colleen hoover…,.
we read it. we felt it. now we’re about to see it. #RegrettingYouMovie trailer drops tomorrow. ❤️ Starring Mckenna Grace, Mason Thames, Allison Williams, Dave Franco, Scott Eastwood and Willa Fitzgerald. From the best-selling author of It Ends with Us and the director of The
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