Ken Kallembach
@imken24
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Connor McDavid is the most skilled human to ever play in the NHL. Gretzky did it with his mind more than his skill. Mario isn’t human.
Chicago Area
Joined January 2015
It’s a lot harder to find preteen targets without his wingman, Epstein. He’s probably doing that.
Donald Trump hasn’t been seen in public since Tuesday and has no events scheduled all weekend. Where is he? Who’s running the country?
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B.1000 times out of 1000.
Account B is better.
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Every time a wings fan says “Osgood belongs in the Hall of Fame”, play this video.
When Al MacInnis said fk it and ties the game with under a minute to go with a clapper from center ice . #StLouisBlues | #DetroitRedWings
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Stand by Me.The Goonies.The Sandlot.Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead.
What’s on the Mt Rushmore of the best movies starring kids? Our four:. Stand By Me.It.The Goonies.The Parent Trap . Are these the best of the best? Tell us some more.
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Samantha Micelli.Jamie Powell.Fiona Gallagher.Abby Carmichael
Topanga.Kelly Kapowski.CJ Parker.Daisy Duke. #The actual Mt Rushmore and no more votes are being calculated
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“I spent almost $50 Billion to get a pedophile rapist elected president” is the weirdest fucking flex I’ve ever seen.
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RT @Wilson__Valdez: Yes, this seems bad but it is a small price to pay to prevent 3 trans people from playing JV HS girls field hockey.
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I’d bet there are older pictures of him in Leafs gear. You can only hate someone this much if you used to love them.
This is hilarious and more rich people need to do things like this.
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“We need someone who knows how to make Edmonton lose. Peter Chiarelli is not available.”.
Welcome to LA! 🌟. We've named Ken Holland the 10th General Manager in franchise history. 📲 #GoKingsGo
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One of the greatest moments of the dynasty era. I actually jumped out of my seat. The birth of “Showtime.”.
11 years ago today, Patrick Kane scored one of his ultimate ‘Showtime’ goals to help life the #Blackhawks to a 5-2 win over the Wild in Game 1🔥.
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“A minute fifteen apart.”.Fuck off, Pang. He sucks. 17 seconds, asshole.
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99% of all goalies are terrible at playing the puck. 100% of goalies think they are in the 1% who don’t suck at it.
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How many fucking times can Foligno fail to clear or advance the puck on one shift?.
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Veteran leadership by Dickinson hanging out by the far wall with a wide open Eberle in the slot.
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Alec Martinez is so fucking cooked. If you want him to coach, hire him to do that. He can’t play any more.
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