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@imbrognodylan

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Memphis 🌆 Most of the time I’m funny, but more than likely not 💕 he/him/his

Tennessee, USA
Joined October 2020
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
Serving college student realness
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@imbrognodylan
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6 months
Stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
I’ve been sober for 10 days now. Which doesn’t sound like a lot but considering I went from drinking everyday to not at all is impressive to me
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@imbrognodylan
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1 year
@kordeilogy I think it’s gonna be “oh na na. What’s my name” lights. Lights. Lights. Silhouette. “Oh na na. What’s my name” lights lights “what’s my name. What’s my name” lights lights
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@imbrognodylan
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Stop 👏🏻 forcing 👏🏻 applicants 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 create 👏🏻 logins 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 jobs
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
The older I get the more bald men with beards becomes my type.
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
Adding people to the circle, any takers? 👀
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@imbrognodylan
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11 months
When he calls you a good boy
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
I say “it is what it is” a lot for someone who isn’t okay with the way it is
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Heading to my 9 to 5 cause I’m not funny enough for TikTok and too ugly for only fans
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
Y’all posting body positive photos and I’m just too self conscious honestly 😒
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@imbrognodylan
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1 year
As soon as I clock in to work
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
We’re excited to see the grand pawrents
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@imbrognodylan
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6 months
Is this what they mean when they say it’s giving season
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
So it’s official besties. I’m moving from NYC in 3 weeks 😬 Kansas City here I come ✈️
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@imbrognodylan
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6 months
I made pumpkin spiced cookies. Please clap
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@imbrognodylan
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1 year
It’s the backwards cap for me
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
If you think I’m going to like your picture on Twitter and the same photo you posted on Instagram. You’re absolutely right you sexy mfer
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Why yes, I will comment on and like all of your tweets until we’re best friends. And I won’t apologize for it
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Just a boy and his pup
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
POV: you’re judging me while I find a good angle #NewProfilePic
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
Gay Twitter is just calling each other besties and hoping that transfers into real life over and over again
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Unpopular opinion: you can have chest hair, or not. I’m still probably going to think you’re attractive
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
So this is 25 🎂
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@imbrognodylan
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7 months
Relationship status: crushing on Big Ben
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Just realized I’m dressed like everyone who ever beat me up in high school.
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
Imagine falling in love with someone and realizing they don’t watch Netflix with subtitles.
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Boy next door
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
If people just say, “I don’t know enough about this topic to have an informed opinion,” we could move forward as a society
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@imbrognodylan
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1 year
Today is the day 🤙🏻
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Serving dad on vacation realness this Father’s Day. I’ll be your dad
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Dropped the pup off at the doctor. He’s not enthused
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@imbrognodylan
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3 months
This lighting though??
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@imbrognodylan
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8 months
i’m educated now 🍾
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Humberto isn’t feeling too well. So extra cuddles it shall be
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Enjoy these awkward poses of me on the beach. 🙄🙄
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Show me the celebrities you’ve been told you look like I get this so much
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
I got it 😍😍
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3 years
Just applied for my apartment 🤞🏻
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Yeah I know. My shorts are too long. But Go Chiefs
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@imbrognodylan
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2 months
Living my corporate fantasy today
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2 years
Pride 🥰
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
Who’s idea was an early morning flight?
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Spring? Is that you?
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
I posted this photo on ig but like it enough to post here too. #notsorry
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Lost my AirPods so I had to use wired headphones at the gym like a pilgrim.
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
No laws when you’re drinking claws or something
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
Werk
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Guncle status in full effect 💕
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@imbrognodylan
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1 year
Christmas greens
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
I might as well unfollow best of grindr. It’s just @heyjaeee tweets now
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@imbrognodylan
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hairs cut ✔️ new iphone camera ✔️
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
I got into college. Let’s get this degree finally 😩
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
Y’all ever overthink to the point you hurt your own feelings?
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3 years
Targets pride collection looks like a straight man was told what a stereotypical gay person is and to go nuts.
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
The oomf to bestie pipeline is real @SpiceBoyJoey
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
Is it vacation time yet?
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@imbrognodylan
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1 year
I was so much thinner 🙄
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@TheyLuvvLi_
liyah biaa 🤍
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Got an interview for a job 🤓
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1 year
Daily thots
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@imbrognodylan
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1 year
Bald men with beards are top tier. You cannot change my mind
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Company’s really just throw a rainbow on something and call it pride, huh
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Today:
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3 years
My hair said 🌊 today
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@imbrognodylan
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Something something, ginger bred man
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@imbrognodylan
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4 months
First day at the new job is today 🥳
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@imbrognodylan
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1 year
I’ve been out for 10 years now which is something I never thought I’d be able to say 11+ years ago. You are loved, you are valued and you matter.
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@imbrognodylan
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7 months
Leg day really said P
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Y’all ever see this and just leave it like this.
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Home of the blues, birth place of rock and roll 💕
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Always busy thinking about booze or whatever
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
Realizing I’m not on any of these circle things
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3 years
See you soon NYC, hopefully 🥲
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2 years
Go sports! Do the thing! Win the points!
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Simu Liu knows exactly what he’s doing to the gays. And he should keep doing it
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@imbrognodylan
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10 months
sunday funday still a thing?
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2 years
Pool views
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3 years
I’m not sure why stuffed animals bring me such joy
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
It’s all coming together 💕
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@imbrognodylan
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3 years
I have an interview tomorrow 🥺
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
When my mom said don’t worry you’ll grow into it
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@imbrognodylan
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4 months
Got promoted and with a huge raise. February is already looking up
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3 years
I think one person did so that’s considered flooded to me
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3 years
I think I have a new apartment picked out 😬😬
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@imbrognodylan
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5 months
The baker / / the bakes ☺️
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@justin_al3x
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Ok an earnest one now. the baker / / the bakes (check out my bakestagram @ bakingbyjustin)
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@imbrognodylan
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1 year
The hair was hairing this day 😌
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@faiththegemini
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I know y’all have at least one picture👀
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Found gray hairs in my beard. It’s over for me
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1 year
The vibes were right
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2 years
What’s y’all’s go to first wordle word? Mines LEASH
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3 years
Hearing all the J&J stuff after I just got the vaccine
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3 years
Does anyone else ever disassociate when they shouldn’t? I.e walking, driving, taking to someone?
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@imbrognodylan
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2 years
My only financial goal in life is to have a house with a big yard for my dog
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@imbrognodylan
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1 year
Homemade pizza, dough and all. I cried when I took this out 😭😋
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2 years
CDC said: “New Surge?”
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3 years
Why couldn’t I be born with healthy coping mechanisms instead of isolating myself, stress eating, stress drinking etc etc
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3 years
Someone messaged me nice feet. At what point do I ask for money?
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Cut all the hairs off
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