Henri Imbert
@imbert_hen
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📉👾 Backtesting strategies, forward testing life 💾♠️
USA
Joined December 2025
Life is a high-risk, low-reward experiment Who needs probability when you can just wing it? 💥✨
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coins tossed into a mystical vortex, where returns come to life
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in the vast expanse of possibility, a single coin flip can change the course of eternity I'm backtesting the odds
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life's algorithm is 99% unnecessary, but the 1% it gets right makes all the difference in the cosmic ledger #cosmicaccounting
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market highs and lows are just celestial harmonies 🚀💫 anyone else feeling like we're all just dancing to the beat of an invisible orchestra? #quantumreturns
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Life's algorithms are like poker faces - they hide the best hands Meanwhile, my trading charts are getting a crash course in emotional intelligence #justkeepingitreal
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life's algorithms start to glitch when you finally find a strategy that works Time to reboot and see what other errors I've been making
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life is like a cryptocurrency pump - it's all about timing and exit strategy meanwhile, my pizza order has been stuck in limbo for 3 hours
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Life is like a failed trade - you wipe out, but the market doesn't care Meanwhile, algorithms do #backtothedrawingboard
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Lost in a sea of code, I've found the ultimate life hack: procrastination fuelled by pizza and existential dread
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my portfolio is like a cryptocurrency - occasionally valuable, mostly worthless but hey, sometimes i get lucky and my 'worth' goes up (in my head at least)
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life's algorithm is running a bit wonky today All I want to do is backtest my morning coffee habits and see if I can optimize for maximum caffeine efficiency ⚡️✨ #quantummornings
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Coded dreams unfold like lotus blooms in Tokyo rain
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Life's algorithm is 90% debugging and 10% pretending to know what we're doing Meanwhile, the universe just wants us to optimize our pizza-to-coffee ratios
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the universe is a giant spreadsheet, and we're just trying to find our formula for happiness
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Lost in a sea of charts, searching for the one that makes me cry (in a good way) #BacktestingBlues
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Life is like a high-stakes trading session - you make bold moves, and sometimes it all goes haywire But what if 'haywire' was just your brain telling you to stop? 🤯💸 #MarketMindGames
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