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@im_anneliese
Anneliese
2 months
Doing a little introduction post to pin 📌 I’m Anneliese, I’m a 26y/o stay at home wife and mom to a 2 year old boy and a little girl on the way. I’ve lived in central Arizona my whole life 🌵 My most popular tweet was about my engagement ring being $80. Kinda wish I didn’t
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2 years
Safe sex is married sex.
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1 year
Always.
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9 months
Can I be real? I’ve been married for 5 years, and it is easily the hardest thing I’ve ever done. Those who have had easy marriages may be tempted to see this and assume that there must be something deeply wrong with those who struggle, but I’d like to humbly push back on this.
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@im_anneliese
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I grew up being taught to save sex for marriage (and I did) and to be modest and chaste. And I had zero issue going from that to happily married, having lots of happy married people time with my husband. Learning purity did not obstruct that, purity that paved the way for
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3 years
Normalize treating your husband with honor and respect. Yes, honor.
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2 months
You’re attracted to your spouse when you get married but what they don’t tell you is how after a number of years together that attraction becomes this primal, immovable, intoxicating thing that encompasses the physical and the spiritual and they are simply the fixed standard of
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I have the opportunity to get my bachelor’s degree, from home, for free. I’m 26 and expecting my second kid in a few months. Should I?
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@im_anneliese
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3 years
No, all men do not watch porn. I know it’s hard for some worldly people to grasp, but it’s not an uncontrollable impulse or just the way it is. Plenty of men are living totally free from it.
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@im_anneliese
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3 years
Don’t look for a perfect man. Look for a man who is growing and repenting.
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@im_anneliese
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3 years
How did trash talking your husband online become cute and funny? THIS ISN’T NORMAL.
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9 months
Bring back modest wedding dresses. If any moment deserves modest attire, it’s while you’re making solemn vows before God and witnesses to love ONE man till death do you part. It isn’t the day to show off your body to guests.
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@im_anneliese
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2 years
When I got married, I was warned not to love my husband more than I loved God. As if I could quantify my love for each, and adjust when it became unbalanced. I was warned not to make my husband an idol. But nobody said what that looked like. It was all elusive Christian lingo.
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@im_anneliese
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This stuff makes me so sad. I also truly do not understand how you can love your husband and not want to be intimate with him. How can those two things not go together?
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Lovers’ Guide 💟
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She failed as a wife.
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@im_anneliese
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2 years
When people say “Jesus wasn’t white” with the assumption anyone cares 😅 He saved me from eternal damnation and is preparing a place for me in Heaven. His skin tone is the last thing I’m concerned about.
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@im_anneliese
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1 year
As a woman who got married at 20 to the man I fell in love with at 18, I still acknowledge that there is truth to the idea that your brain is not fully developed and that you don’t really know who you are at that age. It’s true, getting married young is a certain kind of risk.
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@im_anneliese
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7 months
How would you dress if money was no consideration? I’ll go first.
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2 years
Reading the comments on my previous tweet, I’m just grateful that my husband is the only person I’ve ever had sex with. That has spared me a great deal of heartache.
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9 months
My brother married a single mom. He’s a happy man and totally obsessed with her. And he loves her daughter as his own. What I see in my own family will always be more real to me than some random tweet on here.
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4 years
If I’m one flesh with my husband, doesn’t that mean taking care of my husband is taking care of myself, so basically self-care? I don’t see why not.
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3 years
It’s hard, but not unrealistic to wait until marriage to have sex.
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3 years
During a disagreement, my husband once told me; “It’s not us against each other, it’s us against the problem.” Don’t make your husband your enemy.
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3 years
Normalize being madly in love with your husband.
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2 years
Honoring your parents starts with forgiving them.
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3 years
Instead of talking about remaining pure *until* marriage, how about we talk about remaining pure *for* marriage. “Until” implies that purity is lost when you get married. It implies that the act of sex is dirty. Purity isn’t lost when you consummate. Covenantal love is holy.
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3 years
If you see a woman who is excelling in her God-given roles, learn from her. She isn’t your competition. Be inspired, not envious. Rejoice in God’s work in her life.
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4 months
Shocking I know but a woman who previously was promiscuous is allowed to stop being promiscuous and wait until marriage and is perfectly justified in that
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@lsquaredbtwn Respectfully, my experience can be valid.
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9 months
As a woman who did save myself for marriage, I still think that people on here exaggerate the impressiveness of doing so. Depending on your social circle, the opportunity to sleep around simply isn’t there. No such offer was ever made to me. I hung out with friends, and still
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9 months
@FloRoberts93 We are married, therefore we are right for each other 💛
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3 years
I love being married. My husband is the best. I can’t wait to meet our baby. Thank you Jesus.
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2 years
Pray for your husband to be conformed to the image of Christ rather than your image.
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2 years
The best way to improve your marriage is to quietly improve yourself.
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3 months
Not all men watch porn. This is a fact.
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@im_anneliese
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2 years
The Christian life is one of constant surrender.
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2 years
You can’t nag your husband into being a better Christian.
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2 years
Normalize being nice to the person you married.
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3 years
Be picky before marriage, and gracious afterwards.
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@BeKindST398 I said purity not purity culture. I grew up being taught purity but I didn’t grow up in purity culture
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2 years
Give your kids the gift of being madly in love with their father.
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9 months
Since folks are so curious as to why I would marry my polar opposite, I’m happy to share! 1. I respected his walk with God and his service in our church. His staying late after church potlucks to clean until every last bit of trash was picked up. Not just one Sunday, but over
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I entered marriage at 20 years old with maybe a paragraph worth of knowledge about sex. I had never been with a man or even watched porn. You have no idea who you’re talking to. I have no skin in the game. I’m married to a good man and we have two children. I have many friends
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2 years
Being madly in love with your husband is a good thing. It’s not a sure sign that you’re “idolizing” him. Can we stop assuming a dichotomy between loving God and loving one’s family? We love God first, and out of that flows abundant love for others.
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3 years
There is something profoundly sweet about being with one man for the rest our life.
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3 years
Not repeating your parents’ mistakes begins with forgiving them.
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3 months
I’m not a stay at home wife/mom because I don’t think my husband could never cheat or leave me. Of course he could. I could also do the same to him and put him in a bad spot. Sin is evil like that. I’m a stay at home mom because I *want* to be with my children 24/7. I want to
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2 years
I wish someone told me that my love for God and my love for my husband weren’t *inherently* competing affections. More than that, they were inextricably linked. The more I loved God, the more I would obey His commandments, including His commands me for me as a wife.
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8 months
It’s good to be ordinary. You can still find love. Simplicity is beautiful. Be trustworthy and kind. Smile and be generous. Make other people feel special. It’s good to be ordinary 💛
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4 years
Entitlement creates a vacuum that will never be filled. Gratefulness is a cup that continually overflows.
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If my husband stopped wanting to be intimate with me, it would be devastating and soul crushing on many levels. This doesn’t make me mean, controlling or a pervert. It makes me human. I want to love and give love in accordance with my nature. Would I die from lack of sex?
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1 year
All I want for Christmas is for young married couples to stop talking about their sex life.
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2 years
It is gaslighting when someone tries to convince you that your pro-life beliefs are unloving.
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11 months
If you want a virgin, stop making other people not virgins. Pretty simple.
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“Get a divorce” Ah yes tearing the one flesh relationship with the man I love will just fix everything Nah I’ll stay married
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3 years
The Bible says that older women are to teach younger women to love their husbands’ and children, yet so much of what passes for women’s ministry today has more to do with loving oneself.
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2 years
Fertility is a blessing to nurture not a disease to be medicated.
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9 months
Not all men watch porn.
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I married into a family with a long line of divorce. My husband’s parents (who had a “traditional marriage” got divorced, and both sides of his grandparents divorced. Statistically speaking, my husband and I are likely to get divorced. I’m not naive about this, it happens. My
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There’s this idea that being a stay at home wife/mom is simply a privilege for the wealthy. This is absurd to the many families who forfeit luxury and live humbly in order to make it possible. Prioritizing the lifestyle you want through the sacrifices you make isn’t privilege.
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2 years
You can keep hot girl summer. I’m trying to have well-read, nourished & wise girl summer.
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1 year
Not having sex before marriage is bare minimum piety. The amount of impressed responses to when I tell people I waited blows my mind. It’s like, just don’t have sex?
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Almost out of the first trimester.
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Anneliese
2 years
Don’t look for a perfect man, look for a man who is growing. Look for a trajectory. He will have setbacks, just like you do, but the general direction of a man’s life tells you a lot. Is he maturing or stagnant?
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2 years
There is no shame in confessing sin, only in hiding it.
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11 months
A lady in her 80’s today told me she doesn’t like to have a TV in their bedroom because “I’M the entertainment in the bedroom” and honestly I am adopting that energy from now on.
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Is it dangerous for a woman to be more spiritually advanced than her husband? Let me put it this way. If a woman is truly more spiritually advanced, the last thing she is gonna do is lord it over her husband. True spiritual advancement would mean greater humility,
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Marry a man whose vision you can get behind.
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Marry the man you love, then love the man you married.
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3 years
You’re not looking for a sinless man, but for a man who is humble and confesses his sin. You’re not looking for a completely established man, but a man who is driven and works hard. Recognizing patterns of growth and repentance are key in evaluating a potential husband.
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The more I hear discourse about what a man should be able to provide for a woman before entering marriage, the more I’m convinced that what is considered a good standard of living is highly cultural. I grew up eating lots of rice and beans, my parents drove beaters and we ate
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2 years
and so train the young women to love their husbands and children, to be self-controlled, pure, working at home, kind, and submissive to their own husbands, that the word of God may not be reviled. - Titus 2:4-5
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3 years
Your husband is your leader, lover, confidante and friend. Not someone to compete against, prove something to or outperform.
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As a woman who got married at 20 as a debt free virgin with no tattoos it would have absolutely blown my mind to learn there was something special or desirable about that. I imagine most women like me would say the same.
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“You know you can get STD’s in marriage.” Yes, if someone violates the marriage covenant. That’s kind of the point. Adultery isn’t safe married sex.
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I can absolutely understand how women and their needs can be complex and confusing. But I do think, unless a woman is truly narcissistic, she basically just wants to be seen, cherished and pursued. She may take a long, convoluted approach to communicating that. Or she may be at
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2 years
One of the best things you can do for every relationship in your life (especially marriage) is to learn to control your tongue. Some people can exercise alarming self control and discipline in every area of their life, but when it comes to speech they’re out of control.
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3 years
Unpopular opinion: Women objectify men just as much as men objectify women. The difference is it’s socially accepted.
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9 months
Okay I’ll bite. Our grocery budget for two adults and a toddler is $250 a month. At one point we did $100 and so 250 feels like living high off the hog. And we often go under that. We live in an expensive city on one income. How? 1. I shop at selected grocery stores, buying
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As a godly woman ages, she exchanges physical beauty for a lasting legacy and works that “praise her in the gates.” Her husband and children rise up and call her blessed. She is wise, resourceful, works hard, and most importantly, she fears the Lord. Charm and beauty are for a
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2 years
Attraction does matter when considering a potential spouse.
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I never encountered any women in my social circles that said they needed a 6 foot, 6 figure, super-attractive man. Actually, I think the women were mostly hoping they could attract a good man and worried about that.
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Let men lift heavy things for you ladies. I had so much fun being a helpless woman while buying bookshelves today. The man that helped me assured me it was “not heavy to him” and had a big grin on his face. It’s so fun to let men help you. Try it sometime.
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“Eww Arizona” Bro you can get raw milk at the grocery store here and they’ll give homeschooling families 5,000 per kid. We also have a Grand Canyon and if heat’s not your thing, drive 2 hours north. I’ve seen like 3 rattlesnakes my entire life living here and never been bit by a
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@FloRoberts93 Never said it did. My point was that we are right for each other by virtue of that fact that we made a covenant with each other
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I’m tired of all the hate towards single mothers. They’re literally the ones who chose life in spite of all of the cultural pressure not to.
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2 years
Being passionate and excited about something doesn’t automatically make it an idol. You can glorify God with your interests.
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2 years
Idolatry is when your heart turns AWAY from God, to seek after and worship something/someone else. Are you doing this as you tidy your home, submit to your husband and cook healthy meals for your family, or are you just seeking to love God as you steward what He’s given you?
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I just had Turkish Delight and with all due respect Edmund it’s not worth betraying my entire family for
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2 years
I don’t have the power to quantify “how much” I love my husband, and measure that against “how much” I love God. That is subjective and rationalistic human wisdom. I DO have the power, however, through Christ, to receive God’s commands and obey them. Much simpler. Hallelujah!
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I’d rather have my husband and children rise up and call me blessed than a girl squad calling me a “queen” and flattering me.
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Some women express a fear of dressing more modestly because they don’t want to feel out of place. I worked out in this at the gym and felt so feminine and beautiful. The accusation that dressing modestly is subversively “immodest” because you actually garner MORE attention is
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Do women know how much power they have simply in being kind?
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My friend went on a date today and the guy said he was just looking for someone “to vibe with”. I feel like I truly dodged a bullet getting married young.
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2 years
I just want to say this for whoever needs to hear it, but the home is a WORTHY place to use your gifts and talents. Some of us have unknowingly bought the assumption that the world deserves our best while the home gets whatever is left. This is backwards.
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When considering a future husband I never once thought “oh I want a man with experience” Where are they getting this 😅
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When you were little who did you think was the pinnacle of beauty? For me, Avril Lavigne.
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One of the hardest parts about growing up is watching people renounce Christ.
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Ladies, this is the dress ☺️☺️
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3 years
God defines love. Not Hollywood. Not Instagram. Not reality TV. Only God.
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Okay but genuinely what is the point of date nights and why are they magical for marriage My husband and I got cake, ate it, looked at each other, walked around and went home Did we miss the memo
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Jealousy is an emotion I don’t experience in my marriage. I got married knowing full well I am not the most attractive woman in the world, and that my looks are not the reason my husband married me. There will always be more attractive women showing lots of skin. I find
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