i’m wing the yal nti t

i love her uuugggghhhhhhhh

actually nevermind frick one of you >:(

i forgive a lot of people

ALCOHOL!!!!!

how to get a relationship (easy): step 1. post about it on twitter step 2. say you’re a lesbian step 3 (if it doesn’t work). say you’re straight step 4. say you’re bi step 5. keep posting about it step 6. wait step 7. wait step 8. wait… step 9. keep waiting… step 10. wait more

dolphin

was anyone born on august 28th

i really hope tpot 21 (or whatever episode it happens in) doesn’t make one’s death/failure disappointing they’ll have every algebralien’s power i’d hate to see that be ruined in writing

three’s*

AT THE TIME I WAS CURIOUS AND NOW I’VE REALISED it’s not something significant but three cracked i was really curious on why they cracked instead of just exploding or something then i remembered every algebralien has a different texture and was really cool that there’s glassy

i hate four now i loved four because the voice is fun to use but THEY LOCKED ONE AWAY BECAUSE OF A MISTAKE? SHE DIDNT MEAN TO DO IT

TPOT 20 FUCKING STOLE ONETHREE IT STARTS MAKING ME THINK “ooh onethree content!!!” THEN “onethree’s never happening i hate tpot”

“wow i’m so happy i’m not interested in someone anymore and i can happily be singl-“ then two random people have to be so cute for no reason >:(

i’m surprised that i’m saying this i fully agree with one’s decision what did three expect to happen if they shared a two person secret with everyone and what did four think being trapped in the moon for years would fix

i’ve just seen the bfdia 1 leak such a cool episode i wonder what bfdia 2 would be like

ok the majority of votes are yes selling now for 9999g… limited edition… hmm… 99999g prices go up or something

should i bake @BulmasCatFromDB into a pastry :3

online i get nervous and act really shy a lot irl i never act shy and i’m rarely nervous about stuff if the ways i act switched for a day everyone would notice

whoever has notifications on for me tell me i’m curious

buy my pastries