Nobody puts corners on a baby.

Even new songs

“Darling” is a word that nobody says that’s still in a lot of songs

Everyone watched Breaking Bad.

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I thought about starting yoga, but the pants are SO expensive

I had another dream that I was out in the world all day without a mask. These are the new naked-in-public nightmares.

Hi, register to vote.

Ah, got it. https://t.co/A0Fh4aVCAH

You’re too kind, @moosetunes

If you’re still on Twitter, you’re old enough to appreciate my new single.

Pre-save the new @illmelons single, streaming everywhere September 18th! https://t.co/1CPW4iuhRQ

Well, Zedd, you may not have turned out to be the producer I did, but it sure was an admirable attempt. 20 million monthly listeners on Spotify might sound like a lot, but do you think the kids are really gonna related to a 31-year-old white guy? Try to catch up!💚 #zedd #hbd #dj

Gang vocals in the time of #COVID. - #recording #producer #gangvocals #advancedaudio #protools #homestudio #quarantinelife #qurantunes #popmusic

"I will buy you a new car / Perfect, shiny, and new." Yeah, I'll probably still never write a song this good.

Big news fellow tweeters. My debut single, “Southern Lovin” is set to release on all streaming platforms 8/21! Pre-save to your library and be the first to listen on release day: https://t.co/yaTwSA7tCJ Artwork by yours truly! 😎 #SamOHareAlbum

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But how did Joe Exotic get into the Bronx Zoo?

How in the hell are you supposed read an article on https://t.co/reXhUq6Fez?

We’ve come so far that we can barely see where we started. #smartphone

PSA: “Lightening” is when you make something lighter. Not the same as ⚡️lightning. - #psa #spelling #homophones #grammarpolice #professionalwriting #literacyisobsolete #twitterstuff