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@ihave900ping
mars
4 months
Ich habe mein e-kätzchen in einer vc mit einem anderen mann erwischt🐺🩸
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
You cannot tell me uk money isn’t more aesthetically pleasing.
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
@szjugg U lift 8kgs . Which one of us is the woman again?😹
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
Missing out on haraam chicken and type 2 diabetes, how ever shall we live😭💔💔💔
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
Damn
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
How annoying do you have to be for a deaf person to tell you to shut the fuck up😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭(currently crying because a deaf person told me to stfu)
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
be a good girl for Abdul
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8. Favorite Twitter memory?
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
Which british kween broke this lads heart own up rn😭
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@Idrs821
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10 months
@marrranga This obsession is insane. I’m convinced an English gyal broke his heart 🤣
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
I wonder if Asian twitter genuinely believe every interaction is classed as flirting
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
When I catch her..
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
Breakfast & peak🤗
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
@zacktheupper British dollar??😭😭😭😭😭
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@ihave900ping
mars
3 months
Stomach : FULL Feeling : EXHAUSTED GOODNIGHT 💥🧎🏽‍♀️
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
Andre when he sees Tyrique moving to Catherine next episode #LoveIsland
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
Put those concrete grippers AWAY brother
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@ihave900ping
mars
2 months
Who are you? We’re not mutuals why are you posting pictures of me? I have never ever seen you in my life before? Please never post my pics unless we’re mutuals which we’re not so I have 3 words for you BEAT IT CHICK. Best Regards Mars
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
The racism Nigerian Abdul goes through every day😒
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭I love this sm
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
Uno how BANGING my makeups about to be blud😭💞💞
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@ihave900ping
mars
9 months
First day in london and the sheer amount of random gargoyles and castle looking buildings everywhere is wild😭😭😭 take me back to Melbourne right neowww!!!
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
@szjugg Must be a fine line between shaming and flirting👍
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@ihave900ping
mars
11 months
I genuinely hope all men who beat their sisters in the name of teaching them to do better get a big fat harsh slap in the face
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
Nearly made it to mars🤗
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@ihave900ping
mars
4 months
Made a cake today and @mirasarchives this telly tubby started eating it before I could take a picture😭💔
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
Southall core🔥🔥🔥
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
#22 alx for another year🥺❤️❤️
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
Maybe Elon isn’t all that bad😭😭💞
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@ihave900ping
mars
11 months
Is it split personality or-
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
@yofats_ And you smell like gulab jamun😭🤦🏽‍♂️🫵
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
😭?
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@ihave900ping
mars
11 months
No, not while @inantidabacasar exists.
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
Hmm
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@ihave900ping
mars
2 months
I hope you guys haven’t missed me too much😭💔 I went on a road trip to Bristol
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
😭😭😭blud do they not deep this is someone’s wedding?? Mn such a dunout place I hope it sinks like Atlantis
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@ihave900ping
mars
3 months
This is the type of emotional turmoil I need to really take a step back, think, reevaluate my life and be a better person
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
These sunsets are everything man I’ll miss here😭💔💔💔
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
New day new ep🤗🤗
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
Wore a hijab with my Dirac and a vest under the see through dress part, feel like a whole new person 😭🔥
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
Arms : Finished
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@ihave900ping
mars
2 months
Just landed in lavish lair (Oscar’s yard) and already got 3 snipes😭 ist es so over für mich
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@ihave900ping
mars
5 months
Ist es over für mich?
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
@killlflo I know a couple man that’ll give you HIV for shit talking the motherland southall like this.
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@ihave900ping
mars
9 months
Only pedophiles think shani is overrated😒
@HaychThe1st
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9 months
Icl not bad but overrated drink, tastes like a mix between vimto and grape KA
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@ihave900ping
mars
11 months
Absolutely nothing about the slaughter process is inhumane, >46 million turkeys are killed every thanksgiving alone to eat not even a fraction of that amount is killed for qurbani every ear and a good portion of that is done abroad and given to people in need of food😭🤦🏽‍♂️
@AmyMek
Amy Mek
11 months
America Has Been Conquered! A City in Michigan Controlled by a Muslim Council Will Allow its Muslim Residents to Torture and Slaughter Animals in their Homes and Yards During Eid al-Adha! The Hamtramck Muslim City Council is allowing their Muslim residents to perform ‘Qurbani’
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
@mirasinterlude_ 😭😭😭😭idk what kinda delusions you’re going thro right now but wllh this is not cute😭
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
Do not finger the red angry bird
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
ich hab endlich die clit gefunden!!!!
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
Cockiness is a disease💀
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@ihave900ping
mars
11 months
Smiled at an Indian on the tube today, made me feel less guilty for being a raging racist now❤️
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 month
Got 0 ping again who’s up fertile and breedable
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
@itsmrspriv @3jigiboo 😂my bad for not wanting to joke about female genital mutation!…
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@ihave900ping
mars
11 months
Thoughts?
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@MarjanAmbroze
Marjan Ambroze ✆
11 months
Gym empty cuz of Eid, but Eid???? LOOOL warra excuse for no gym
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
Kasmeh blud r u dizzy cuz? Man grew up in southall man don’t wanna hear wass about mans ends like dat styll. Jus becah am asain doesn’t mean I’m not on nuttin. Man gets propa splashy nahhhh akh keep southall out ur mouth kasmeh
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
Me when my driving instructor tells me to show him what to do before taking the car off park😭😭
@mc_swagg_er
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10 months
no hate to them but this is actually so funny 😭😭😭😭😭
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
Homeless man asked me for £ to buy a meal Was gonna give him £10 Instead I took his phone, downloaded Twitter and followed myself from it Why would I give him £10? When I can give him a tool to create INFINITE WEALTH Like conquer the world Long term thinking This is mars.
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@ihave900ping
mars
11 months
Change your name u fat trollop
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11 months
@AN210NY I called her racist was gonna cook her more but got blocked
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@ihave900ping
mars
5 months
This literally how I used to watch peppa pig YESSS DADDY PIG DO SUM DOPEY SHIT!!
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@ihave900ping
mars
9 months
Get me in that gc IMMEDIATELY 😭💳
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
Wjat have I don’t to deserve this?!
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
@TheSyedHaq Point and laugh lads, he thought he did sum LMAO😂🫵
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
TF U SAY ABOUT MY HOMELAND NIGGA🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
@shadadzai
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1 year
this guy actually scammed 500k followers he might not even be Qatari could be an Indian called Sanjeev from Southall
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@ihave900ping
mars
11 months
Who hurt him😭😭😭😭
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
Free bleeders make me wanna k word myself
@guavath0t
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1 year
A woman 🌹🩸
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
@shadadzai Blud buck me live o u tryna scrap? Ive watched karate kid you don’t want this smoke g does southall even know you????
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@ihave900ping
mars
11 months
God bless locket. And Latifa. But also locket😭💞🔥🔥
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
Just made some generational munch (there was no banana unfortunately)
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@ihave900ping
mars
11 months
@camstoastie Irrelevant ass comment tbh
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@ihave900ping
mars
11 months
😭woozy wyd
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@ihave900ping
mars
2 months
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@ihave900ping
mars
3 months
they said, “take these roses for free” instead, i purple gatekeeper shotgun whipped the ring leader and barked, “just hand over Zeus’ medallion quietly, and no one will get karbaashed. just cooperate, and this will be over before you know it. trust.”
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
@sosasswrld Be a woman blud
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@ihave900ping
mars
3 months
@3ndzoo You know what we want, free up da tun tun
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@ihave900ping
mars
2 months
Yo chat I got my twt back😭🎉
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@ihave900ping
mars
11 months
We always have such good convos x
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@ihave900ping
mars
3 months
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
my clothes look like this so ur drinks can look like this >>>>>
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
@mirasinterlude_ 😭god forbid wtf
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
Wannan be a bodysuit babe but I use the toilet every 3 hours😭💔💔💔
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@ihave900ping
mars
7 months
😭came back to ask how you say YUCK in German
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@greenailpolish
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10 months
have you seen euros 🤞🏽🤞🏽
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@ihave900ping
mars
11 months
I rage quit a ROBLOX game.
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@ihave900ping
mars
11 months
Bro retruthed his own truth😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@ihave900ping
mars
4 months
Whenever my mum drops off my breakfast/ lunch/ dinner while I’m at work she always puts banana in it😭😭😭 today she put TWO bananas, her logic is that the more spicy it is, the more banana you’ll need
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@ihave900ping
mars
7 months
Yummy sunsets are literally everything I live for
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@ihave900ping
mars
6 months
😭make it make sense please
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
@GotBannedAgainn Leave my people alone before I start walaaqing your atheer
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
I didn��t want to go bald again😭💞💞💞 so happy for her
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@ihave900ping
mars
3 months
Lads n lasses OOMFIE umrah trip via WIZZ airlines who’s on it
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@ihave900ping
mars
3 months
@jamacsr and @6278s wtf are you doingf?
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@ihave900ping
mars
4 months
I heart sunsets🥲
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@ihave900ping
mars
4 months
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
Well then there’s only one simple explanation.
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@ha3cw3y
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1 year
@cheesewrId @marrranga tried this and got charges pressed against me
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
I think he’s missing a chromosome, has anyone found it?
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Asco🇹🇷
1 year
@r_j7x Don’t ask me the colour of anything
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
Yeah they better fuckin disown u🤦🏽‍♂️
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
✧E-DATING PRICES✧ ❥ SLEEP CALL 10 minutes = £24.99 30 minutes = £69.99 1-3 hour = £99.99 4-6 hours = £149.99 10+ hours = £249.99 ❥ TEXTS good morning/night text = £13.99 per day "ily" = £12.99 per message "i love you" with chosen pet name after = £1000
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@ihave900ping
mars
10 months
NOOOOOO (yay)
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@Yathin_JP
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NOOOOOOOOOOO
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@ihave900ping
mars
1 year
@bqrdamacrobia I nearly e-married an isis recruiter on discord last year😭
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