ihatepivots
@ihatepivots
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ever since i was a kid i knew i wanted to be discussing insurance with counsel the friday afternoon before LDW.
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nothing drives me more insane than people with poor spatial awareness on the sidewalk with their phones.
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some arb to be had reselling all the $200 restoration hardware furniture being posted in my building's portal. .
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just bought a car online and going to chicago to drive it back this weekend.
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got stopped by 2 grandmas on the west side to tell me i've got that shit on 🙂.
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if you see me at balthazar looking for my mousy brunette wife right now no you didn't.
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renewed my passport online on monday and already have it. lowkey shoutout america.
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calling an uber black for less than a business comfort in the rain is the small win i needed.
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sunday urge to order a bunch of t shirts from merz b schwanen.
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i don't know what the best pizza is in new york but i know its definitely not l'industrie.
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walking by the line outside l'industrie is almost becoming as big of a nuisance as the line outside the spaniard.
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thank you for letting me know you were in williamsburg its not like the view across the east river gave it away or anything.
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something amusing about people that are over 25 and still geotag every single story they post.
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not this girl in the air france lounge taking an overhead shot of her holding a glass of the complimentary wine with a book 😭😭😭.
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saying "sorry you didn't get into chez margaux" to people in front of soho house meatpacking.
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