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Christopher

@iflippedshit

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Comedian, scholar, lover, fighter (but only guys smaller than me) and an all around good time all bundled in a teddy bear like physique.

Joined December 2012
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Christopher
4 years
I don’t think we’re in Avenal anymore Toto
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Christopher
9 years
Doesn't it seem like the Milky Way commercial was the start of a huge campaign that they gave up on almost immediately
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Christopher
9 years
When will white be added to the rainbow
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Christopher
9 years
Just saw the new NFL kiss cam ad. Good thing they highlighted the similarities of interracial friendship, gay lovers and mental disability.
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Christopher
9 years
Is leaving internet comments the new "buying you a coffee"?
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Christopher
9 years
Tfw you weren't as ready to get hurt as you thought.
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Christopher
9 years
Evrytiem I cri gud cuz prezzyman trumpets backhandin hos lef n rit with his silly laws. But what can I do except tweet? Kill myself?
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Christopher
9 years
Well that'll do it for now I suppose. Back to staring at the wall for me
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Christopher
9 years
Goddamn times travels so slowly
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Christopher
9 years
Jk it was like 4 minutes.
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Christopher
9 years
Sat in the car and tweeted for like a half hour.
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Christopher
9 years
Mad I didn't get 8 tacos
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Christopher
9 years
Ate 4 tacos
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Christopher
9 years
Maybe I'll just live tweet my boring ass life.
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Christopher
9 years
Haha the jokes on me cause I don't have any followers
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Christopher
9 years
Haha made ya unfollow
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Christopher
9 years
Haha made ya read
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Christopher
9 years
Today's the day I wish I had friends who existed. Guess I shoulda stopped after friends.
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Christopher
9 years
Joke***
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Christopher
9 years
I wish I were 19 again and all I read on Twitter was who had the best coke
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