Before you quit your job:

#Baltasar_Engonga singlehandedly put #Equatorial_Guinea on the world map, activating the hidden potentials of the great country. He's a national hero!

Dear @NascoGroup , @NascoCornflakes . WHAT IS THIS? Seriously, what is this?. We need to have an honest conversation about how you're shortchanging Nigerians. When did it become okay to sell air alongside a bit of Corn Flakes even after marking up the prices? What is this shit?

Dear #MarkZuckerberg (@finkd ).I assure you, nobody needed .#WhatsApp AI. Absolutely nobody 🤷.

Dear @myaccessbank. Thanks to you, I've been standing at the supermarket checkout for 1hr 38 minutes looking like an idiot because neither my bank app, USSD or ATM card would work. Great job!. You should be proud!

I guess I'm the only one who doesn't understand how we went from a scalding hot weather to so much cold that I now have a runny nose, IN JUST 2 DAYS???. Something IS awfully WRONG. This can't be the weather I saw as a kid!. #Weather .#NigeriaProtest.#Heat.

I'm worried that this 4:50AM lady @_Debbie_OA hasn't paid for the Twitter blue tick already. As of this evening, I see OVER 100 MILLION impressions. Twitter pays $6.46 per 1000 impressions. That's an UNHOLY amount‼️. That's going to be the real cash out. God bless good women.

Anticipate the remodelled Christ the King Primary School, Wellington Bassey Way, Uyo, Akwa Ibom State!. The #ariseagenda is on course!

For pushing beyond limits,.For daring the odds and emerging victorious, we celebrate you!. Congratulations, Kentimfon!. #Arise.#PushBeyondLimits

You're defending your project soon, right? Good! Remember to reference Chat GPT:. GPT Chat (OpenAI) and E. M. Victor (2023): The Glaring Impact of Teenage Pregnancy on Future Generations of Nigerian Women, Pg 1-140. Don't be an ingrate. We all know it wasn't you. @ifioque_.

Dear POS agents,. The old notes are back. May God be with you. #CBN .#CBNGOVERNOR .#CBNNigeria .#CBNAgain

@AirtelNigeria . Do you wanna say something about this?. Why has airtime not arrived 6 hours after USSD recharge and debit ?.

Dear .@AirtelNigeria . Is it fair to us user that when we recharge via USSD, we're debited immediately but the airtime gets topped up a lifetime later?. Do you not forsee the multiple inconveniences and even financial challenges that this poses?. Why's this?.

Dear @KelloggsNigeria, it might interest you to know that a certain @SunjuEric who is the Area Marketing Manager for Uyo and Calabar divisions of Go Grains has not paid company promoters for 2-4 months now, including December. He claims you've not paid him. Check below.

In the interest of the general public, kindly confirm or refute this claim as some very young people who put in laborious efforts for the brand have not been paid their entitlements. This has given them a terrible December holiday. Please respond ASAP!. Here's his pic.

Dear @KelloggCompany and @KelloggsNG, it might interest you to know that a certain @SunjuEric who is the Area Marketing Manager for Uyo and Calabar divisions of Go Grains has not paid company promoters for 2-4 months, including December. He claims you've not paid him.

Whoever the hell is playing .that bass guitar for @EbenOfficial at.#experience2022 deserves .a raise. Lord have mercy!. #TheExperience17 .#theexperience22 .#TheExperienceLagos .#houseontherock.

⚠️ Unpopular opinion ⚠️. @billieeilish is WAY more talented than @rihanna although 14 years younger!. #unpopularopinion .#unpopular.

The Ooni of Ife did a transfer and people married a PhD international scholar for him as the 6th wife, in his absentia. Bro didn't even show up. Tell me why I shouldn't add this man to my list of role models. He's a true Alpha. #ooniofife.#yoruba .#ALPHA

Women love changes — open her purse and see for yourself. You'll find so many squeezed plastic notes that they have formed an ecosystem of their own. She loves that mess in there. With that, no one on earth can cheat her. Keep this in mind. Make wise decisions.