idonotbleed Profile Banner
big boy online Profile
big boy online

@idonotbleed

Followers
10K
Following
67K
Media
471
Statuses
5K

web page for reading my posts and being my.friend

inurvents
Joined August 2021
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@idonotbleed
big boy online
1 month
Scared the shit out of me
0
0
8
@idonotbleed
big boy online
1 month
This idiot would be burned to a crisp
@contextdogs
out of context dogs
4 months
0
0
9
@idonotbleed
big boy online
2 months
severance but for the gym
1
1
8
@idonotbleed
big boy online
2 months
lol
1
1
6
@idonotbleed
big boy online
2 months
best part about apartment living is no ghosts. they can’t be bothered to haunt a apartment
0
1
5
@idonotbleed
big boy online
2 months
Everyone I met said they knew you
0
1
7
@idonotbleed
big boy online
3 months
a girls gone wild commercial where the girls are scrounging around in the mud for acorns and truffles
1
0
9
@idonotbleed
big boy online
4 months
imagine shwackin it to vhs porn on one of these
1
0
8
@idonotbleed
big boy online
4 months
inventing a microwave that has a +30sec button and nothing else
1
1
6
@idonotbleed
big boy online
4 months
making love to the tooth fairy when i notice she’s feeling around under my pillow
0
1
21
@idonotbleed
big boy online
5 months
ok but why is everybody running so fast
2
0
6
@idonotbleed
big boy online
5 months
she got my dick in one hand and a vape in the other call that Dicks VapoRub™️
0
3
16
@idonotbleed
big boy online
6 months
you can stop taking your antibiotics once you start feeling better
2
0
11
@idonotbleed
big boy online
6 months
I wouldn’t dare!
0
0
8
@idonotbleed
big boy online
7 months
This is true, and it’s also how you know humans are innately evil
0
1
10
@idonotbleed
big boy online
7 months
My grandmas trailer?
@JackPosobiec
Jack Posobiec
7 months
Remember what they took from you
0
0
13
@idonotbleed
big boy online
7 months
You wouldn’t get me down there for a million dollars
@JamesLucasIT
James Lucas
7 months
2. Derinkuyu underground city, Turkey Extending to a depth of approximately 85 meters, it is large enough to have once sheltered up to 20,000 people, along with their livestock and food stores. What could have pushed humans to build something like this thousands of years ago?
1
0
2
@idonotbleed
big boy online
8 months
Changing my last name after I got married because my wife started copying me
1
2
8
@idonotbleed
big boy online
8 months
teaching my son to cook with fresh herbs so he doesn’t get ripped off trying to buy weed in high school
0
5
29
@idonotbleed
big boy online
9 months
Took about 2sec for the right wing propaganda machine to lump “ukraine” in with the “radical woke left”
@Rothmus
Rothmus 🏴
9 months
💯
1
0
3