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i'm bria and i'm an egg!! | you'll probably find utaites, bad jokes and more eggs here!! | ブリアと申します！たまに趣味で翻訳をやったりする卵です！ | i: @chipputato
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“I was searching for the cap of my Apple Pencil after I finished charging it, but I couldn’t find it no matter where I looked… And then the supplement I was supposed to take is left over here…. w h i ch m e a n s…”
Apple Pencilの充電が終わってキャップを探したがどこを探しても見つからない…そして飲んだはずのこのサプリが残ってる…と い う 事 は…
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[Translation]
Mafumafu: Regarding the article published in Josei Seven
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"My boyfriend liked your photo, could you delete?"
"(Delete) Your boyfriend?"
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German「Does Japanese people eat sushi everyday?」
Me「No」
German「Why？」
Me「Then I’ll ask you, does German people eat sausage everyday?」
German「We do」
*Roll credits*
ドイツ人「日本人は毎日お寿司食べてるの？」
俺「そんなことないよ」
ドイツ人「なんで？」
俺「じゃあ逆に聞くけどドイツ人は毎日ソーセージ食べるの？」
ドイツ人「食べてるよ」
終
制作・著作
━━━━━
ⓃⒽⓀ
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I was tricked by a mechanics shop.
Knowing nothing about the shop's system, they said they would expand my camper so I let them without any question, but they started demanding lots of money and filed a loan.
My new life has been ruined and I'm crying.
Please beware of this shop.
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[translation] A guy shares a story about a letter from his long distance relationship girlfriend that turned into something really heartwarming
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[translation] A person received hate from a random account but turns out they weren't so bad after all
OP: "I think that this person is a really nice person"
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Soraru says that he also has things he’s hiding from people, things that he doesn’t want to tell us. He’s human as well, so there was also times where he’s caused incidents (He brings up the livestream he did the bullet train).
S: I’m human, Mafumafu’s human - we’re all humans.
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[translation] A helpful guide to stop yourself from spending actual money on gacha rolls taken from @.ura_06
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“samfree started his activities around 23 and passed away at 31
wowaka started around 21 and passed away at 31
powapowaP started around 14 and passed away at 20
do you get it doujin creators?
if you push yourself too hard, no matter how young you are you won’t have 10 years”
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[Translation]
Mafumafu thanks the people who’s supported him in the midst of the situation
こんなどうしようもない自分に、優しい言葉をかけてくださって本当にありがとうございます。そんな言葉に釣り合うような人間になります。胸張って応援してるといってもらえるような、みんなが一緒にいて恥ずかしくないような人間になります。一生忘れず、これからも生きていきます。本当にありがとう。
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Amatsuki: From my perspective, you haven’t betrayed anyone
I believe your music have saved people, and I hope we can continue laughing together as friends.
“What’s right” differs for people, and humans make mistakes. Focusing on your career is the most sincere thing
Do your best!
@uni_mafumafu
俺は傍で見てきた君の活動が、誰かを裏切るようなものであったと全く思わない
届けてきた声も音も誰かを支え救ってきたと信じてるし、俺自身も友人としてこれからも一緒に笑い合っていけたらなと思ってるよ…
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[Translation / Summary]
(1/2)
Mafumafu appears on Korekore’s stream to talk about his latest statement
Mafumafu’s statement (Translated):
OG Stream:
[Translation]
Mafumafu: Regarding the article published in Josei Seven
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do not engage with anyone profiting off of the situation. mafumafu clearly stated he didn’t want anyone to engage with any rumours/slander online so the least we could do is ignore it. hope everyone’s okay - much to dissect from the article but please take care of yourselves! ❤️
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[Translation / Summary]
Marumafu’s Twitcas - 28.01
“Please don’t worry. I’ll become someone who’ll be able to have you listen to his music, someone you’ll [be happy to] go to hear perform live.”
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vocaloid producers didn’t produce songs from scratch out of their love for music and sharing it for free on nnd back in the days just for you to call songs that hatsune miku performed in coachella “artificially generated songs”
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honeyworks really tricked us, making us think they were going to go with the cliche love triangle route
BUT AT THE END THEY GAVE THE "RIVALS" MATCHING RINGS HFIRHFPIHRFRIH IT'S A HOMERUN FOR THE GAYS
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Royal Scandal has decided to end their relationship with their vocalist, Luz.
They’ll continue their activities with just the two of them. They currently are unable to speak on the details for now.
Royal Scandalは、奏音69・RAHWIAによる協議、およびluzの事務所代理人による合意のもと、ボーカル luzとの関係を終了し、2名体制で活動を継続することといたしました。
活動10周年を控えたタイミングでこのような発表となってしまい、誠に申し訳ございません。…
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[translation] Neru’s answer to the “Are you gay?” questions
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Aww Soraru, ShibuHAL and Ojiji brought Mafumafu out for food yesterday
And Mafumafu strongly denies allegations that he is bald😂
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[translation] apple pay landed in japan and everyone's basically just making memes out of it
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This person's cat's grave started growing Red spider lily which means
"I look forward to meeting you again"
I'm not crying, you are
数ヶ月前に死んでしまった猫を埋めた場所から、なぜかそこからだけ彼岸花が咲いた。
花言葉が『また会う日を楽しみに』
らしくて、涙が止まらない。。
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[translation] Wowaka has passed away on April 5th due to acute heart failure.
His friends, utaites, and vocaloidPs who has been deeply inspired by him share memories on Twitter.
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[translation] People (Includig some utaites) have been sharing heir experiences about the most shocking thing their doctor had said to them! I translated a few that I found was really funny
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[translation] Mafumafu’s staff reports that Mafumafu’s activities will be on hold until he has fully recovered after he was found unconscious in his house
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Kenshi Yonezu briefly appeared at the Vocaloid Producers party 🥹 (never forgetting his roots)
Mafumafu and Eve also participated as well!!
Soraru’s autograph was spotted but it didn’t seem like he was there 😂 (Wouldn’t be surprised if a certain AtR member forged his autograph)
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[Translation / Summary]
Bunshun Online’s article about Luz’s hiatus
「事務所が隠蔽か？」“YouTube総再生数3億超”人気歌手luz（ルス）が違法薬物所持で現行犯逮捕されていた！《活動休止発表のウラ側》
記事はこちら↓
#文春オンライン
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[translation] This newbie panicked while talking to a foreigner on the call and said the most funniest thing in English ever
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[translation] KENSHI YONEZU FANS WERE BUSY CLOWNING KENSHI YONEZU DURING THE TYPHOON I CANTTGKKFKCKSJFKDKCKSKKDKC 🤡🤡🤡
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Mafumafu updates us on the current situation with his lawsuit.
TL;DR: He is also now being sued by the person he has raised a court case against, but he is fine and he wants to assure everyone he’s not arrested.
【ご報告】
僕が裁判で訴えている相手の方から、自分も訴え返されたりしているのですが、「告訴状がきたら警察は受理して捜査する義務があるのです」と警察の方よりうかがいましたし、ご心配にはおよびません！（当たり前だけど逮捕されたりもしないよ）…
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Mafumafu’s allowing people who bought tickets to his live in Feb to get a refund if they wish- this was supported by Soraru, Urata + Sakata
Mafu will bear all responsibilities but he wishes to stand on stage without guilt and doesn’t want anyone coming to feel an ounce of sadness
２月開催予定のライブ
「復活のそらまふうらさか！～バレンタイン～」
ですが、ご希望の方がいらっしゃればチケット払戻ができるようにいたしました。
重ね重ね申し訳ありませんが、よろしくお願いいたします。
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Mafumafu: I Don’t Mind Being Unhappy Forever - Mafumafu
I’ve uploaded a new song.
It’s a song I made a year ago, but back then I couldn’t sing it. I can finally sing it now. Hope you like it.
一生不幸でかまわない - まふまふ
新曲を投稿しました。
１年前くらいに作っていた曲なのですが、なんか歌えなくて、やっと歌うことができました。よろしくお願いします。
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[translation] A girlfriend found out that her boyfriend might be cheating on her and everyone in the elevator was snorting at what happened next😂
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Soraru urges all of Mafumafu’s listeners to please go to Mafumafu’s livestreams, and still continue to support him.
He believes that Mafumafu has not done anything he was accused of doing (violent language etc).
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[translation] This person working witnessed the pain of spending money on gacha rolls
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Mafumafu: “To everyone who always supports me”
Mafumafu speaks on the future of his activities
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[Translation]
Mafumafu: Regarding the matter this time
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Statement regarding luz from Pony Canyon (the label luz is contracted with) about the recent article
Original article:
株式会社ポニーキャニオンより、以下の声明が発表されております。詳細はこちらをご確認ください。
弊社契約アーティスト「luz」の契約解除について
この事実を受けRoyal…
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people saying "why do you guys care about the election in america" has never heard of the term called overseas relations
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awwooo jumpscare… anyways… graduated today… can’t believe i have a masters in stupidity…
(i want the 1975 to know i almost missed my ceremony because i was getting tickets to their gig 😤 i am expecting a written apology)
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[Translation]
(2022.02.19 Twitcast)
Mafumafu talks about the current situation and explains his POV of things.
🔗
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Mafumafu: Abut my recent life and hiatus
I’m feeling better now so here’s a recent life update.
I wrote on the reason why I went on hiatus, and what Mafumafu is doing now!
And with that, it’s been such a long timeeeee how are youuuu!!!!
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AMATSUKI GETTING THROWN BECAUSE HES PERFORMING IN BUDOKAN (iconic venue but also a venue famous for wrestling matches)
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[CLIP]
Mafumafu, Urata, Sakata and Soraru tries to speak in a way where you won't be able to identify them (With bonus)
Original:
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soraru was held against his will for that recording session😭
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[translation] After it's been announced that Mafumafu has wrote a song for Enstars' UNDEAD, Neru announces that he is salty
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Soraru also says that it doesn’t mean people who can’t accept what happened has never seriously supported Mafumafu. People will have different feelings on this.
He says you can leave and support whoever you want if you decided, but please leave Mafu alone without sending hate.
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kenshi yonezu perfectly worded out wowaka’s existence and influence among us
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[translation] this person made the worst typo on his tweet and everyone's losing it
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[Translation]
Soraru talks about his thoughts of Mafumafu, who he refers to as his sworn friends and future dreams
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/deleting
it’s 1:30am and i’m in my yap era but can’t believe i’ve been in the utaite fandom enough to see the shift of nnd to youtube pipeline. we used to BEG for official youtube links for uploads and it was war when someone illegally uploaded to yt… we used to be a society…
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[Translation]
Mafumafu addresses recent events.
お騒がせしている件に関しまして
この度は軽率な行動により、多くの誤解を招いてしまい本当にごめんなさい。
お相手の方とはゲームを通じて仲良くなり、昨夜もゲームをしようと連絡したところ、多くの方に不快な思いをさせてしまいました。
同棲などの事実はございません。
本当に申し訳ありません。
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Soraru wishes the world to be a more forgiving place
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i graduated!! surprisingly my braincells managed to work together to get me into the dean’s list!?!? (i am now besties with the principal?)
next stop ✈️ masters!!
大学を無事に卒業することができたあああーーー！今月から大学院生として頑張るわ！💀
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Soraru says humans have times where they have things they want to hide. Content creators are similar. There are things they want to say but are unable to.
There will be people who’s able to accept this and people who can’t
He hopes the people who can will continue to support Mafu
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Kenshi Yonezu’s “LEMON” has been dominating Billboard’s HOT 100 for 2 years straight, being the only act in Japan and America to pull this off
【ビルボード 2019年間 HOT 100】米津玄師「Lemon」計6冠で日米ビルボード HOT 100史上初の2年連続制覇達成 | Daily News | Billboard JAPAN
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In the livestream, Soraru wanted to be more neutral. He’s on Mafumafu’s side but he’s also considering the other person’s side. No one knows exactly what happened other than the two of them.
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translation] Naruse revealed just how worried Soraru was hearing about what happened to Mafumafu
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Hey vocaloid fans:
Glow
Yubikiri
Shinkai Shoujo
Hello/How are You
Matryoshka
Mozaik Role
Rolling Girl
Melancholic
Torinoko City
Hatsune Miku no Gekishou
Eh? Aa, sou.
Tiger Rampage
Happy Synthesizer
Venomania Kou no Kyouki
Is turning/turned 10 years old today 😇 I feel so old
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reasons why mafumafu and soraru are in a unit together exhibit a:
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Soraru: Mafumafu isn’t really fine, but well.. he seems fine? The regular SoraMafu will be back when things have calmed down a little~
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Mafumafu: About Mafumafu’s most famous song “I Wanna Be A Girl”, I’m thinking of changing that to “I’ve Turned Into A Girl” from now.
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i come back to twitter after leaving for a few days and learnt that soraru drank 15 cups of tequila in one night and then proceeded to stream(???) also he has a new album, urata speaks malay, sou got a new cat, cnr has a new album and amatsuki has a sub account?????????
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[Translation]
The 12 times Naruse was an idiot and the 1 time he was also an idiot (but spoken in an endearing way)
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if i told you soraru and mafumafu are famous utaites who also belong in a unit together, with multiple high ranking in oricon chart and have millions of followers and sold out live tours would you believe me
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... why is neru stealing jobs of both japanese translators and japanese teachers in one day
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OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE MOST FUN THING ABOUT BEING A VOCALOID FAN WAS JAMMING TO THE SONG BUT THEN YOU GO TO THE LYRICS TRANSLATION AND IT WAS LITERALLY SOMETHING DEPRESSING OR SOMETHING HORRIFIC AAHAHHAHA
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[CLIP]
Mafumafu shows us how Soraru would sound like singing “Melancholic” and “Renai Circulation”. Soraru thinks his hearing is broke
Original:
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[Translation]
Amatsuki shared a story of how he went out with Mafumafu and they did a good thing (treating random foreigners to food)
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[Translation]
The eight times Soraru was a joke and the one time he wasn’t
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From April 28, seven Utaites will be singing Ensemble Stars song in a “7 Singers Relay”!
The first Utaite announced is Soraru and a special website will be opened on April 28!
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“I’m such a positive and outgoing person so I find it really hard to write lyrics for dark songs”
- Mafumafu, 2022
??😂🤥
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mafumafu
looked up to soraru and is his biggest fan
> in a duo with soraru, he’s one of soraru’s closest friend
love pokémon since he was a kid
> produced and sang pokémon’s anime opening with soraru
love gochiusa with his life
> wrote a character song for chino from gochiusa
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2010s vocaloid songs be hitting different though..
-just be friends
-rolling girl
-tokyo teddy bear
-romeo and cinderella
-pierrot
-kuusou forest (the whole kagerou project)
-hoshi ai
-hirari, hirari
-mr music
-time machine
-world's end umbrella
-hello, how are you
-hello, worker
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Kenshi Yonezu will be in charge of the OP “KICK BACK” and Eve will be in charge of the ED “Fight Song” for the new Chainsaw Man anime airing from 10/11, 12am JST!
Artists Comments:
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[Translation]
From Mafumafu’s Twitcas (31.05.2021)
Mafumafu talking about one of his worries: How he does not feel love like normal people do
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Mafumafu: I’m taking a break for a while.
I’ve been trying to put it all together because I want to talk about it but it still seems like it’ll take some time.
I’m properly reading about what everyone’s concerned about.
I’m sorry for making you wait.
ちょっとおやすみしてます。
早くお話したくてまとめているのですが、どうしてもまだ時間がかかりそうです。
みんなが気になっていること、しっかり読んでいます。
待たせてしまってごめんね。
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[translation] I’m not going to even say anything. I’m just crying so hard after this.
Please read Mafumafu’s journal on this 2 days journey of him performing in front of 35k people.
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[translation] Mafumafu is literally the representation of if you stan an anime long enough you either see yourself as the biggest fan or end up writing a song for them (Tweets date back since 2015 LOL)
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[Translation]
The ten times Mafumafu was a joke and the one time he wasn’t
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mafumafu’s birthday this year really shows his personal growth 🥺, he talked about not having friends but when 12am hit, you could hear his discord notification going crazy with wishes, and he posted a photo of himself when he wasn’t confident before. you’re doing amazing mf 😌
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Mafumafu: 2024.02.09 18:00 (JST)
It’s really been a long time but I will be releasing a new song.
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[CLIP] Soraru and Naruse plays Super Bunny Man and it went just as well as you thought it’ll go
Original:
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Announcement after the concert:
Hikikomori Tachi Demo Fes Ga Shitai (HikiFes) @ Tokyo Dome Online
Date: August 1, 2021
Cinema screening + Worldwide livestream
Cast
Meychan
Araki
Un:c
Luz
ShounenT
Amatsuki
Urata
Shima
Sakata
Senra
Soraru
Mafumafu
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