Joben
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I’m retiring from arguing with Uruguayans for the night I have to go to a job in a first world developed city tomorrow morning.
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Jarvis my wife is at a work dinner. Please activate Sequence 7, no modifications to the standard 12 Millers, Dreaming by Smallpools on repeat on JBL, Beckham Documentary, and a ramen bowl delivery. Jarvis that’ll be all, thank you.
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Feed just sent Brian Kelly running across my screen
Brian Kelly's lawyers have told LSU he wants his full $53M buyout, the second-largest in college football history. Kelly rejected two separate settlement offers of $25M and $30M, per @theadvocateno.
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I have been exposed to 10x the amount of South Carolina fans on this app than I have in real life and it is truly a depressing fanbase to witness in live time
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Yeah this white girl will definitely be resorting to español tonight
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2 years since meeting my Nigerian Uber Driver when, blacked out, I talked footy with him for 45 minutes. Reunited with him for the YANITED game at the pub today. Godspeed fellas
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Noggin friggin hurts. Computer induced. Wife’s family “found a cat I’ll just keep for a bit”. Cat is now a permanent fixture. Buddy’s wedding this weekend. Dress pants no longer fit. Gonna scratch my balls on couch and figure out all of the above tomorrow. Godspeed
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Sometimes I want to be the bald guy in compliance the current one seems very content with his life and I’ve known many a bald guy in compliance
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Watching new Ed Gein Netflix show with wife. Nasty critter this Ed
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Indian male.
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The Jets are a fuckin dumpster fire franchise and deserve to be put down Ole Yeller style nobody should be subjected to watching this shit on a Monday night much less every week
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I have many current event and political thoughts to share but my thoughts don’t matter and I don’t understand politics so I’m gonna twiddle my ball hair on my buddy’s parent’s couch and drink my beer and occasionally grunt or fart
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About to operate my motor vehicle following 9 pints from the local ale salesman (Russell). Guy doesn’t impart a single piece of wisdom ever. Just ramblings of Queens Park Rangers’ matches when he was 12, and wildly hot political takes. Fuckin stallion of a human
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Shoutout this dude. Made a beeline to the Tecovas store and these things fucking rock
@sungjaesuper2 Tecovas Monterrey!
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