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@icanhazbroccoli
Oxford Comma
1 year
Now, the question is: how many more 3rd party companies are there in the shadows, fully controlling your computers and other devices, yet you've never heard about them?
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@icanhazbroccoli
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1 year
Yikes!
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@icanhazbroccoli
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1 year
Programming with reflect in a strictly-typed language is effectively the same as programming in Perl: it is cryptic, not a single clue what the underlying scalar type is, invoke whatever on whatever because yolo!
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@icanhazbroccoli
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1 year
Guess where it panicked
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@icanhazbroccoli
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1 year
The percentage of the Swiss people who do not understand Hochdeutsch, most probably, doubles tomorrow morning
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@icanhazbroccoli
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1 year
I hope it is not a cry for help https://t.co/GT1zejbSnz
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@icanhazbroccoli
Oxford Comma
2 years
FaceID and TouchID would usually require to re-enter your digit pin after a day of your phone inactivity. It's funny that it is not the other way around, given that a pin is easier to hijack.
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@icanhazbroccoli
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2 years
Fun fact about Switzerland: you never know at what temperature your kettle will start boiling if you live 500+ meters above the sea level. The atmosphere pressure is slightly lower here. My kettle goes off at ~97–98°C
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@icanhazbroccoli
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2 years
A bird mugshot on my window this morning
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@icanhazbroccoli
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2 years
It took me a while to understand the purpose of Rust. At first, it appeared to me that the syntax is clumsy, the ownership model is overly complicated and derive magic is obscure (Vs Golang). Now i'm 8 months through everyday c++ programming and man, Rust is amazing and simple!
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Tyler Glaiel
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@icanhazbroccoli
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2 years
Found this borrow card in my copy of the fractal geometry of nature. Buying a second hand book buys you a bit of a random man's history (in this case, an entire library)
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@icanhazbroccoli
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2 years
AOC2023: done ✅ I think it was the most math-heavy year (imo), but educational. Great job @ericwastl and team, it was quite a delight! Now, the usual question is: what do I do now? :-D At least, this bloody 5:55 alarm could be turned off!
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@icanhazbroccoli
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2 years
Oh, I've been a very loyal client of this org for almost 15 years. I've been told to get the heck out. Here you go @GoDaddy, I fixed it for you.
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@icanhazbroccoli
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2 years
This sponsored message dropped into my Linkedin mailbox. Nothing stands out, but the fact that @UBS kicked me out from an on-site meeting in their head branch for having a wrong nationality when i tried to open an account. That amount of embarrassment was not enough, I guess.
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@icanhazbroccoli
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2 years
Linkedin, but with user provided context. Like: I'm absolutely thrilled to announce that i'll be joining The Evil Corp as the Super Principal Rockstar CEO / "slacked for 2yrs by jumping departments. Made good friends with a sr. director and got a promo". I'd definitely pay for it
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@xkcd
Randall Munroe
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Factorial Numbers https://t.co/UVy70jCXfM
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@douggypledger
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Celebrating 100 years of Star Wars #starwars #midjourney #pikalabs
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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R
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Protest graffiti https://t.co/ZblygK8Doo
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