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just a gen x dude who loves sports and laughing

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1 year
@dhookstead You are such a giant tool. Everyone is laughing at you 🤣
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2 years
Manny Diaz is a stand up guy who represented The U with integrity and class. Wish him nothing but success in the future.
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Sources: Miami has fired Manny Diaz.
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With Flores telling NFL he’s done with them, he’d be a great Canes DC.
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8 months
This program literally cost TVD eight figures and a 1st round selection by hiring dipshit. Despite that, he stayed and told ‘Bama to kick rocks. He is, has been, and always will be QB1.
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2 years
So the Canes OC & DC gigs are now the the top gigs in the country outside of same gigs at Bama and Uga. Not bad for 90 days in 😆
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2 years
So is the Ruiz Family the only active NIL booster source for Canes Football? Anyone else gonna step up and help? Family is doing it all by themselves. Fans owe them some serious gratitude.
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2 years
We thought Manny was the Off-Season King. Dude was a court jester compared to Mario.
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2 years
KEVIN. STEELE. DC. LFG! 🙌
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2 years
Mario got here and our class was ranked 1,875,374th... Currently at #14 ...Ahead of both UF and FSU Suck it!
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5 months
My wife says i’m a shitty Floridian for not rooting for FSU tonight. I’m totally cool with that.
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2 years
Awwww. So Mario wasn't able to win 3 straight Pac-12 Championship games. If that means all we're gonna get is back-to-back ACC Titles, I'm so damn good with that. 🙌
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5 years
@VABVOX *whispers* tax-exempt status isn’t part of the Constitution. It’s part of the IRS code.
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3 years
Spencer Rattler is the expensive version of Tate Martell
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5 months
If we get Ward and Smith… I will be arrested for public indecency after I strip naked and start streaking through Plantation Walk screaming… WE GOT SOME NAKED CANES OVA HERE!
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2 years
BOOM
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BREAKING🚨: 4⭐️ DE Nyjalik Kelly commits to Miami🟠🟢 Kelly is the 84th ranked player nationally and 12th ranked player from Florida in the class of 2022. BIG-time addition for Mario Cristobal and his staff. #CanesFootball @TMHsports_
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DL destroying Ye is everything. Dude decided to wade into the deep end vs a great comic and is paying the price 😂🤣
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#Kanye do you know how horrible you gotta be to make a #Kardashian date a white man! #TeamDl
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2 years
So we upgraded from T-Rob. 😎
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2 years
FSU got kids holding out of practice for NIL deals. That’s the character of a team that’s finished under .500 for 4 straight seasons. Best of luck to them 😎
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2 years
I have total trust in Mario Cristobal. Let’s Ride!
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1 year
It took Kirby 6 seasons to take a program that had won 75% of their games the previous 15 years to the next level. Mario walked into a program that had been shit for 20 years. Give him a few recruiting classes to bring in major talent.
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1 year
It's amazing how many of you are miserable 😂. Canes got a much needed win yesterday and looked the part. Yes, the season has been a disappointment, but yesterday was a good day. Enjoy it. Take the W. Smile.
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HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. WELL FUCKING DONE MARIO. WELL FUCKING DONE.
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2 years
Clint Hurtt and Ken Dorsey weren’t qualified to be our DC and OC Apparently, NFL teams disagree…
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3 years
LET'S FUCKING GO
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5 years
Final straw...
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2 years
Disney playing chess. Pulling their channels off of YouTube TV knowing that customers will run to Hulu, which Disney owns, for ESPN bowl games this week. Savage play by the Mouse.
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2 years
I’m pretty much done with Manny regardless. We’re stuck in the mud. 3 steps forward, 3 steps back. Get him out. These kids deserve better.
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2 years
The fact a kid can go to a HBCU program and still have ability to grow his brand like he was at a P5? That’s a seismic shift in college recruiting. It’s also cool af for these kids and their families.
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1 year
Mario nailed the DC hire
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2 years
If you told me this morning that not one of Wayne, Andre, Hester or Zach would get into HOF, I’d of called you nuts. Unreal.
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2 years
Randy Shannon now with a legit shot to become the first person to ever to be head coach of UM, UF and FSU for at least 1 game.
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6 months
I’m good with Emory in 2nd half…
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2 years
Gonna enjoy watching Finebaum's head explode next week. He won't be able to handle this.
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2 years
Shemar gonna come out with only 3 hats on table, then reach under for the JSU lid. Tell me you can’t see that…
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3 years
@SLAMonline @ATLHawks D Wade won a ring year 3. Thanks for playing tho 😂🤣
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2 years
✅Give up a 4th & 14 late ✅Don’t know end of game rules ✅Team came out flat for a big game AGAIN Fire him. Its over. Time to move on.
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2 years
Meanwhile, they’re letting a guy just twist in the wind. Say what you will, what they’re doing to Manny right now is classless. Either publicly support him or fire him. Treating any person like this is shitty. Great look for The U. #ClownShow
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Miami's outgoing portal kids are not landing at any major programs. That should not only speak volumes about Manny's roster, but also these recruiting services. These were 4* kids. So they were either scouted poorly or we broke them all.
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2 years
This is all UCF fans needed. Enjoy the next few years Gator fans, because they're gonna ride you raw 😆
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8 months
I legit haven’t been this happy after a win in a while.
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8 months
The mentality change of both the players and coaches is remarkable. This program is absolutely going in the right direction imo.
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3 years
EA Sports upcoming NCAA college football video game just got better... No Notre Dame! ☘️❌🤣
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2 years
Never been prouder to be Ukrainian 🇺🇦🙏
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2 years
This place is packed. Holy damn 🤣
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2 years
Tell me you’re clueless without telling me you’re clueless.
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This is really gonna be Miami’s OL coach? 🤣
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2 years
Mario Era in full effect. I’m so happy. Stupid happy in fact. 😆
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6 months
Let’s be honest, the majority of us figured we’d be watching something else by now. One hell of a fight being put on by our guys. Despite all the BS, this roster soooo much better than last year’s squad of quitters. Lets see if they can steal this. 🙌
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2 years
If Mario had TVD right now he’d be up by 14.
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7 months
ACC should be embarrassed. This officiating crew is a clown show. Incompetent old men.
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6-2. Bowl Eligible. Can still make some noise and ruin a certain season. #GoCanes
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2 years
Been trying to tell you kids… The U moves the needle unlike any other program out there. You’re seeing it right now and we haven’t even started yet. 🙌
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2 years
Staff completely tanked the season the minute they released the first 2-deep and opted for seniority over talent. Season could’ve been so different.
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2 years
I wish Miami had been this big a mess at any point in the last 20 years.
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DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD LFG!
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4 years
First step to getting #TheU back is to show @CanesAllAccess the door.
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3 years
So happy for the kids and that locker room. They deserved a Win and went out and TOOK it! TVD has arrived. Let's run the table!
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Every week we watch ACC football, it boggles the mind that these game officials are paid for this.
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2 years
Bird Rd and LeJeune? Take a moment and think about 50k people getting in there and then out of there at the same time.
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2 years
Team hasn’t had a winning record in four years yet its fans are chirping like they matter. You really can’t fix stupid.
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1 year
Imaging beating your rival by 40+ points on their field only to then lose almost every recruiting battle against them 60 days later. #Mario
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2 years
FIRE HIM AT THE HALF. #GATTIS
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After 20 years of suffering, I finally believe my football program is getting its shit together. I really hope I’m not wrong. #Jurich #Zo #Mario
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Anytime I see an Oregon fan flashing the ‘O’ all I can think of is that’s the number of nattys they have.
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5 years
Can’t believe some of you. Just fucking go away. Manny beat out Bama & Dawgs for OC. 2 of the top 5 programs wanted him and he picked us. But please, by all means bitch. Gtfoh. Go root for FIU.
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2 years
Here. We. Go. Fasten your seatbelt! Choo choo
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This is bottom. Not this game. This season.
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A 33 yd FG is NOT s short FG for a freshman kicker in pressure spot. A short FG is 20 yds. Manny Diaz failed to put his frosh kicker in the best spot to succeed just like he’s failed every player on this roster the last 3 years. Fire Him.
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2 years
My biggest surprise takeaway from our Rudy interview was that Miami Football makes money at HR even if it's only half full. Their deal has them in the black. So rumors they have an awful deal at HR is untrue.
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The last team to leave Hard Rock and move south was the Marlins. They did so knowing they would be fully dependent on Dade fans with Broward and WPB too far away. How’s that working? Have had worst attendance for years. Canes would be dumb to make same mistake.
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Duke Johnson is the best Dolphins RB since Ricky Williams.
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Canes best defender last year was Gil Frierson. Yet somehow on a defense that is worse this year, he's only good enough to be out there for 9 snaps. Make it make sense...
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Hey @julio_frenk & @CanesAllAccess did you see College Gameday call you both failures? If not, you should YouTube that shit. Funny as hell.
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Remember back when we mocked FSU for hiring Briles? Good times…
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Did the Gators allow Mama Mullen to kiss the whole team goodbye?
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Canes fans tweeting out scenarios for winning coastal is the funniest thing I’m gonna see all weekend. Not happening. Don’t do this to yourself. 😂🤣
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You expect me to believe that TVD never looked this good during any of those practices over last 18 months? I call bs. No way he didn’t look equal/better than King on plenty of days. They never considered it. So frustrating 😤
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3 years
A legend showed up to the OBB Tailgate!
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Rolling into Gainesville week 1 with Cam Ward. I’m giddy motherfuckers. Giddy.
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I’m hoping the current lack of announcements means that Mario’s picks for OC & DC are presently prepping for CFP games.
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This means my Conerly pipe dream is still alive and well! 😆🙌
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I don’t event want to see or hear the phrase MIAMI NIGHTS ever fucking again.
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3 years
Hello @CanesAllAccess & @Coach_MannyDiaz . Please leave your keys & ID badges with reception. Best of luck in your future endeavors. Sincerely, CanesNation
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The amount of kids that have zero desire to fight for a gig is exactly why this roster has been so mid. Bye.
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They could’ve proved everybody wrong, instead they proved everyone right. Good times 😆
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That Alonzo Highsmith interview was amazing. Hope you all enjoy. Drops tomorrow.
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Between Lo, JT4, and the Insta Alpha leaving, our Diva quotient just went down considerably. That can only be a good thing for us.
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From 2002 - 2008 Miami's recruiting classes were ranked: #5 , #4 , #3 , #9 , #12 , #13 , and #1 (all Hail Northwestern) Overall record from '04-'12 was 66-47 It's called coaching people...It matters, a lot!
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Saying Julien Edelman is a HOF WR is an insult to HOF WR’s.
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Best presser EVER
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Mario gonna cost us 2 1/2 Mannys
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Just saying, it’d be cool to drop one of the hires about 10 minutes before SEC game kicks off. Get us some chatter in game.
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The Gators lost to UCF last night
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Seminole boy can dish it out, but he can't take any of it. Way to take the L @LubieOnAir . What a joke dude. 🤡
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Blakes James has missed on more than 50% of his hires. Manny Diaz has missed on more than 50% of his hires. Until the first guy is gone, no other changes matter. #RealityCheck
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Beautiful Morning! To all my Gator and Seminole friends...How'd it feel to get your asses owned yesterday by 1 guy and a skeleton staff? The spin coming out of all of you today is funny af. Take the L and move on. #OBB
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Of the 15 teams making up the 2022 Blue Chip Ratio list, Miami Hurricanes (55%) are the only one with a record under .500 at this point. #OBB
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FSU twitter is the best twitter right now
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Y’all making excuses for treating a human being like shit just because he wasn’t the right guy U hired says way more about you than him.
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A Cold Cane in Connecticut
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