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brandon mortka
6 years
First day on twitter in months. Had to bounce back to publicly say the Nelk Boys deserve a grammy for the euro trip. #nelk
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@ibmorty
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7 years
Bring back Shane’s Rib Shack to Clifton Park @ShanesRibShack
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7 years
Arbonne is a cult. Change my mind.
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7 years
After 365 consecutive days of checking my Facebook memories I can confidently say Formspring has been scrubbed from my existence #secure
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7 years
On a first name basis at 4 different stewarts locations now
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7 years
2019: I have 4 different conversations going with the same person at the same time on 4 different platforms.
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7 years
Looking back, Mystery Alaska is a better movie than Miracle
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7 years
“Everything you want in life you get and you can’t work for it, it just comes to you” Michael Scott
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7 years
Isaiah Crowell touchdown celebration
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7 years
I pity anyone who needs likes/attention to boost their self esteem.
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7 years
Some people just flat out don’t get it.
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7 years
Refusing to entertain Astroworld today bc all Travis Scott fans are fake
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7 years
It takes more courage to be different.
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7 years
Confused and lost 24/7
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7 years
If you wear those checkered vans and you are a guy take a lap
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7 years
I don’t understand how some of yall are jobless and constantly traveling...
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8 years
Lebron was more valuable to his cavs team THIS SEASON than anyone has been to a team in NBA history and yall didnt give him the mvp award... and that is one example of why the NBA is the worst run league in the world #nba
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8 years
Liking someone is an opinion, but if you like KD you are wrong. #nba @KDTrey5
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