i can't tell you how it happened but today is the day i became the jenkins person on the team :(

Do you want technical career advice or some help with iOS development? If you donate $25+ to a COVID-related charity or person/people in need and DM me a receipt I’ll give you 40 minutes of my time. I’ll start with three people and reassess afterwards to see how it’s going. 🙂

Thinking about visiting @CSAgym while in town for #wwdc anyone else want to get in on this?

2,000+ PEOPLE IN FRONT OF YOU so much for that idea

I hope Drake's people made it out of Canada

Sushi delivery dude blasting that bandaid era Nelly 🐬🐬🐬🐬

nothing is more grim than the faces of those standing in line at the post office this week

best part of Thanksgiving is the following week of pie for breakfast

I write big bugs and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a defect comes in with an itty bitty priority An obvious thing in your face, git rebase

"It’s also like, the googly eyes are clearly a dog-whistle for legalizing weed, you know?"

not quite a pimple video but still both gross and satisfying

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airborn in the plum wine 💅

yo twitter, do any apps have a feature to upload an image from Photos sharesheet and get back a url to that image?

Move Closer To Your World /r/Philadelphia

👏 every 👏 time 👏

feeling very conflicted about having a good time on the jersey shore

Still ain’t no Philly though

I’m in love with Miami