if the sex isn't like a 4dx movie.I DON'T WANT IT.

seeing jaws in 3d and 4dx today so i can stim in public without ridicule.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

ofc the crumbl ceo is gay.those cookies taste like ASS.

i had a salad today therefore i would like a key to the city please and thank you.

waking up at 8 am on a saturday feels like studying abroad.

at the office today

why did my local dispensary send a promo email with the subject line: "not all vapes were created equal" ?!?!.

grindr being down feels like this:

justice for katy b.

if u saw weapons yesterday at nitehawk in park slope at 6:30; i got a lifetime grudge against all y'all!!!!. maybe don't laugh at every scene!!!!. why are we guffawing at justin long appearing?!?!. this would not happen at the alamo!!!!.

i opened up instagram and literally everyone is having a birthday.

chat im not cooked im just al dente.

found out they discontinued nitro pepsi. my heart is broken. this is like crystal pepsi all over again!!!.

night of the living dry texters.

one sip of espresso. and we're remembering traumatic events from middle school.

he responded to my text saying "yurrrr" so clearly we're getting married!.

jacques rivette created the first "react" video with that one scene of celine and julie watching us as we watch them watch the play they teleported to. and i think that's beautiful.

assuming the best instead of the worst has proven to be quite difficult as of late.

a remake of that scene from interstellar. where i'm trying to stop my past self from eating an edible.

overthinking on an edible. all the cool kids are doing it mom!!!!!.