destroy the dance floor literally

You gotta shake the tambourine or it will shake you

When the waiter asked this older gentleman “how was your meal?” He replied proudly with “well, I went through that thing like a chainsaw so I would say it was pretty darn good”

Uh oh I feel a Billy Joel addiction coming on

Don’t text me I’m on whiskey

Bumper stickers are wild like what made you think I needed to know about your neutered cat at this intersection

yeah i have a kia soul but i drive it like a tesla.. no hands 😏

Alexa play diesel engine idling playlist on Spotify

Dr. Edamame

how was last night in the bosom of luxury?

super into this new @yelyahwilliams stuff

doom buggy

😌😌

Ur gonna make me blushhh

imma tell my kids this was pompey

My dawg fresh what about you

no moon at all

Looking for work? Located in Orlando? Let me know! I have opportunities available.

Water bottle in the back pocket of my khaki shorts ready to rock

If you don’t play the wires on your trailer door like a bass guitar then were you even in a band??