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Imagine kissing someone with braces, as3 de3 wotafre bicycle chain oo💀😭
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We flirted,
We texted,
We laughed,
We cried,
We stayed up just to talk each other,
We said I love you...
Now we don't talk.
C’est la vie or whatever they say.👍🏾
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Some of you girls then the things you dey ask for on your birthdays di33 no no no. One person why??😭😂
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Please those going for Outmosphere today, abeg take clear snaps and avoid shaking your phones plenty when you’re jumping around or something. Thank you.🤝🏾
- From viewers at home.🥲
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Girls be 18 and pregnant listening to Lil Baby and Future without realizing they’re boutta have a Lil Baby with no Future💀
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“He’s just a friend, meanwhile you enjoyed the Val’s day package I bought for you with him”, herh women!!!🤦🏾♂️
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You chill, I view, I pass. I chill, you view, you bill me. Why you people dey so?😭🤣
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Treating her better than the last guy sounds good, but remember….. bandages get thrown away when the wounds heal.👍🏾🥴
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Funny how you go go brim for somebody ein post ein under, make them air you for over 2 hours, but somebody ein matter come aa, you go do your moff sokyee like frytol come talk some.🫵🏾🥴
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“Lmao the audacity with his nose like that”, yet you take keen interest in focusing on non-essentials. The world would have been a much better place if your brain wasn’t inversely proportional to the size of your b00bs.🥴
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If everybody carry ein problems put for table top say make we exchange, you naa you go rush take your own back cos ei!!😂😂
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I’m very respectful, but kiss my neck and I’ll change the way you walk.🤝🏾🥴
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E do aa, shon dey ask people for demma skin care routine then change your pillowcase.😭😂
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At all costs, if you have an altercation with someone, don’t extend insults to his or her family member(s). As much as you’d claim you’re “sane” and portray “positive” attributes, let it be evident in the things you say or do and quit being an uncultured swine.🥴
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Kɛ efee ɛɛ, na jwɛmɔ ni owie tamɔ mo ko ni e da. Jee daa gbi obaa shɛle too fee loo okpɔngɔ fee. Onukpa gbantinn ni olu nakai ɛɛ.
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Forcing a Ga man like me, to speak a different local dialect, because you don’t understand the Ga, in this Accra?? Oye s3k3 waa!!😂😂
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E do aa, try dey solicit your funds from the people you dey solicit your orgasms from wai.🫵🏾
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Touch her in all ways non-physical. Give her intellectual orgasms in multiples and allow temptation to drip from her ears. Go down on her thoughts and taste her perception. Learn her soul, and she will fill the void of your filthiest imaginations.😮💨
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Having to end an intense fifa tournament because your roommate’s girlfriend, who is “ntebe”, (sorry to say💀), and thinks she’s also a member of the room, but doesn’t want to leave is so annoyinggg fr.😭
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Ga babes on the TL please quote with your picture. Please don’t air me.🙏🏾
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Just overheard some girls (obviously fresh students) saying that the moment they step foot in legon, it’ll all be about enjoyment, clubbing and sugar daddy levels. When legon hits you with 1 IA, 2 quizzes, you’ll settle in!!!🫵🏾
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Please I have a question. If a girl tells you that you remind her of her boyfriend, what does it mean? Please don’t air me wai.😔
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Find a friend you can talk to about how your day went, what’s bothering you, or seek advice from. It isn’t everyday you’ll be doing “hey”, “hi”, and stop entertaining mediocrity in the name of friendship.🥴
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Just when I was convinced enough to text you, few hours before that, I saw a red flag and I couldn’t ignore it. End of a stalk era.🤝🏾
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Dear Legon students, as we enter April diɛɛ you for know say the vacation dey come end be that.😂
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With your deaf ears…….. open your mind to understand that you don’t need to buy a new outfit for every event.🫵🏾😮💨
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Next sem di33 I no go stress my body dey read slides plenty.😂
As the French would say, “Les diapositives de la conférence n'aiment pas le bruit”.😂
Lecture slides no dey like noise.😂
Lecture slides mp3 dede.😂
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Reducing friends and living a private life has nothing to do with pride. It’s just a solution to avoid rubbish.🥴
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A friend that uses your insecurities to crack jokes in front of other people is not your friend🥴
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Please if you’re wishing a friend of yours or a random person on snap on their birthday, “happy birthday, enjoy your day”, or those paragraphs of well-wishing is enough. Which one too is “polish till you shine”??💀
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Honestly speaking, some of you girls need to stop seeing your birthdays as a poverty alleviation scheme.🥴
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People don’t abandon the people they love, they abandon the people they were using🙂
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Beef is when two people mutually don’t like each other, so if you don’t like me and I don’t really care, then we’re not beefing, you’re just mad, fr.😮💨🤲🏾
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Mr. and Ms. “dm for price”, please for every item you post on your story that is up for sale, kindly add the prices to them. I can’t be doing “how much is this”, “how much is that” plenty in your dms.🥴
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Your boyfriend/girlfriend can be single at anytime depending on who’s asking😮💨🤲🏾
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As you squad dey go the Black Star Line festival, try dey hold monies for transport then food. I no want dey house dey bed then somebody go call me say he or she dey need 20 cedis urgently. I no fool wey I go dey sleep then you dey enjoy sia😂
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“Prrr” diɛɛ whistle ways oo menua😂
Agh the thing ebi “purr” or prrrr😂😂😂😂😂?? Prrr dier s3 Kwadwo Sheldon dier oo
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How you guys are able to tell the difference between local and foreign banana will forever amaze me😂
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“play with your mother not me” yet you have the audacity to open your disgusting beak at a radius and spew balderdash in any way possible. I would want to believe that as much as you’re entitled to freedom of speech, it isn’t a license to be stupid.
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I honestly hate it when I’m driving and you’re giving me unwanted instructions on how to drive. You’re a PAS-SEN-GER and not an assistant driver.🥴
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You dey claim say you dey like sapiosexuals, but you ankasa, your head die😭😭
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These plantain chips sellers no dey try kraa oo. Plantain chips wey I go chop, you staple am like 6 times why😔😂
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I hate the fact that the one person I wanna talk to be responding late asf, but when we do talk, I’m happy…… that shii be conflicting asf🥲
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People are like books. Some deceive you with their cover and some surprise you with their contents.🥴
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“Next sem I go hold the lecturer ein bag” now dey send ein regards give the lecturer😭🤣
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Just because someone keeps you around doesn’t mean they value you.🥴
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You guys, on a more serious note, this “payment before delivery” bs is really getting out of hands. If you know you have trust issues and all, just look for a vendor who does payment on delivery and stop falling prey to these “online vendors” you don’t know. Hoh tsw.🤦🏾♂️
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Few hours left for your boyfriends to show you that you’re nothing in this life😂💔
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Calling me on phone and asking me to guess who I’m speaking with has to be the dumbest and most irritating thing to do. I just go block you charley🥴
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Not all Valentines Day require shopping or buying her items. E do aa, surprise her by paying for her supplementary exams (re-sit exams). The linguistics or psychology paper nu, she for write am again.😂
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Some girls be like “I love a girl who can slay one day and look homeless the next”, but will “slay” and still be looking homeless😭
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If you invite me for an outing and I say “yes”, don’t believe till you see me beside you😭😭😂😂
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Ghanaians can’t sing ‘Blessed Assurance’ without singing ‘this is my story’ as ‘this is my stoooooo-reee-eee-aayyyy’
That annoying adlib😭
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You go dey your one side then babe wey dey “serious” relationship inside go come dey flirt with you then things. Ohemaa if you no dey value the relationship, why enter then?🥴
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“A year older and wiser today”. Onua, w’ani oo nanso w’agyimi aa, w’agyimi oo nana😂
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Someone somewhere has your picture saved on their phone and is telling everyone you're dating and you don't know😹😹
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Any weapon formed against me shall be greeted with a bigger weapon IJN.😌
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You no dey chop pork sekof pigs dey live in dirty environments, but cow di33 e get apartment for East Legon abi? Sia.😂
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Kɛ amɛ shɛleɔ too fee aloo okpɔngɔ fee wɔ len da. Sɛkɛ yeli bibii kɛ agbo a nibii feemɔ, ekɛ wɔ eyaaa he ko ee.😂
fante kɔmi kɛ sikli kɛ miliki 1 million? Ni fante kɔmi ɛ diɛŋtsɛ enyiɛ ahɔ̃ɔ lɛ?
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The fact say boys dey like girls with braces nor dey mean say every girl for get braces. Mo p3 saa dodo ah🤦🏽♂️😂
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When Ayra Starr said “animals dey in human form”, she was definitely talking to some of you cos ei😭😂
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To the girls wey dey press boys demma botos, we dey take God beg you, please stop🥴. Like e be we wey we do you some aa, nbs slaps some of us go receive.🥲
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Nothing dey vex me pass false accusations, especially if e dey come from your close friend. That thing really dey hit some kind of nerve🥴
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As we dey go school this January, bear in mind say the cost of living go be high. We all go go through am. Abeg, no room for “oh send me 20 bar, I go take give you morrow”. Once you notice say your money fini aa, fr3 fie oo yoo.😂
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Ghana girls on ig be like:
Ask me a question
“Do you have a
boyfriend?”
Her: Mind your business😭
Eii😂💀
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You dey call somebody ugly but you dey look like lord Danbury reincarnated.😔
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Same way someone wouldn’t recommend Ashesi to anyone.🥴
looking back i honestly wouldn’t recommend AIS to anyone cause wtf was that school 😭
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Always remember to hug your mothers tight or check up on them everyday, cos I really miss mine.😔
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What is I shouldn’t copy you word for word?? For maths exams inners?? Place where you write 5, make I write 4?? Boi3!!😂😂
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Having nice lips be very important oo. Nor be then ones wey dey rec fishmonger ein own💀😔
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These level 100 students no dey make we dey rest at all. Every place them go pass by on campus, them go streak we. Okay tour guides, give us a tour around the school erh.🤦🏾♂️😂
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E do aa, the girls wey them dey post for demma story say, “my phone got stolen two days ago and I’m now in full control of my iCloud account and other personal accounts” bla bla, what you dey wan make we do?? Do fundraising buy you new cell or what??😂😂
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“Some of you are nice oo eyy”, says the person that hardly opens streaks🤦🏽♂️🥴
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Losing your attachment to someone who doesn’t reciprocate your energy is one of the best feelings ever, fr.🙃
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