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@iamspectacular
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4 years
Focus on yourself, then you can focus on others. No more emptying your half filled cup to fill up others. Get YOU together first.
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2 years
Grown as men sitting there watching women fight and recording it. Talking about “at least fight back”. You should be ashamed of yourself. Every last one of you that was in that room. All “friends”, ain't your friends. #ShanquellaRobinson
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@iamspectacular
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1 year
Making it juicy at the Juicy fest. 💫
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@iamspectacular
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6 years
You gotta train your mind to be stronger than your emotions or else you’ll lose yourself everytime
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
Ever want 2 say 'IDK' without sounding stupid? Say this: I hesitate to articulate in fear I may deviate upon the highest degree of accuracy.
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@iamspectacular
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6 years
If you're lucky enough to get a second chance at something, don't waste it.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
Next time I'm on an elevator wit 4 or more strangers, I'm goin 2 turn around & say, "I'm sure u're wondering why I've gathered u all here."
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
My favorite text message: 'I'll be there in 5 minutes... if not, read this again.'
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
Wheneva I delete an App on my iPhone, The shakin icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's gettin deleted.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
"Dad, I'm hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I'm DAD." "Dad, I'm serious." "I thought u were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I'm Dad."
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
Why do people feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking “I'M GOING TO KILL.. - ah damn he's under a blanket.”
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
We met, we talked, we liked, we called, we texted, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we're done, you're deleted.
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@iamspectacular
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7 years
Can't be around ppl who say “thats just the way I am” to avoid growth. Why limit yourself when you can evolve & get better. #TuesdayThoughts
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like urs belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too... not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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@iamspectacular
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12 years
Making love faces: (⊙_⊙) (⊙_-) (>_<) (=_=) (O_o) (ツ) (o_o)(>_=) (=_-) (^_^) (O_^) [⊙_+] (x_X) (-_-) (°_⊙)(-_0) (^_⊙) (+_=)
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "in jesus name amen"
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
''Stalking'' is such a strong word; I like to look at it as ''Intense research on an individual''
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@iamspectacular
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4 years
New @prettyricky “Body” available everywhere!
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
I heard that Forrest Gump's Twitter Password is 1forrest1.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up u could plug it into your computer and watch them over again?
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@iamspectacular
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12 years
When I die, I want my last words to be: "I left a million dollars under the...."
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
BEFORE SEX: u help each other get naked. AFTER SEX: u only dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once ur fucked.
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@iamspectacular
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6 years
Don't be afraid of being different. Be afraid of being the same as everyone else.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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@iamspectacular
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8 years
Never give up on the things you really want.
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@iamspectacular
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12 years
I remember 9 months before I was born I went to a party with Dad and left with Mom...
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
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@iamspectacular
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12 years
I hate when people say, " I gotta get my body right for the summer"..like, wtf are going to do about your face??
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@iamspectacular
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12 years
Apple=Healthiness, Healthiness=Good Looks, Good looks=Girlfriend, Girlfriend=Sex, Sex=Aids, Aids=Death. Who wants a apple?
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12 years
"Are you as bored as I am?" Read that backwards, and it still makes sense.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think im trippin? Tie my shoes. Cant stand me? Sit back down. Can't face me? Turn around!
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@iamspectacular
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12 years
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
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@iamspectacular
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6 years
Every struggle in your life has shaped you into the person you are today. Be thankful for the hard times, they can only make you stronger.
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@iamspectacular
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5 years
Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
"okay" = everything's cool. "okay?" u make no sense. "okay..."= u're creepy. "okayy" = i dont care. "k." = i'm pissed so f*ck off b*tch.
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@iamspectacular
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12 years
I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out girls asses.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
GirlfriEND, BoyfriEND, FriEND, everything has an end, except for famILY.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
I'm feeling lazier than the guy who designed the Japanese flag.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
I wonder if Buzz & Woody ever met any of Andy's moms toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
Dear 11 year olds on Facebook, its complicated? Really? What did he do, steal ur animal crackers?
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
One day... Facebook, Youtube, Myspace and Friendster will come together as one. It will be called, FookYouMyFriend.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
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13 years
I love it when people call me at 3 AM. ''Hey, are you asleep?'' ''No, I'm skydiving.''
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back
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@iamspectacular
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5 years
Just because you don't share it on social media doesn't mean you're not up to big things. Live in the moment and stay low key.
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@iamspectacular
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9 years
I just want you. That's all. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, frowns, giggles, jokes, sarcasm, everything. I just want you.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
Just once I'd like to hear Obama say "Nigga Please"
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
Let your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
Facebook needs to add "still banging my ex" as a relationship status option.
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@iamspectacular
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6 years
Join my free training session. Giving away 3 secrets: 1. How to grow your social media following by millions. 2. How to find viral content for your page. 3. How to Quickly Monetize your audience, even if you don’t have a product. Grab your seat here:
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
When u walk into a spider web, u instantly learn karate.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
The sweetest thing a boyfriend can say to his girl: "The next girl I will ever love on this Earth, will be our DAUGHTER." ♥
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@iamspectacular
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5 years
May you receive good news on something that you’ve been patiently waiting on. It’s your turn to get blessed.
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@iamspectacular
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12 years
Fake friends are like shadows, always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hours.
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4 years
New @prettyricky “Body” available everywhere!
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.
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13 years
I always try to accomplish something before the microwave reaches zero.
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13 years
I don't even care about how I dress any more. I just put on whatever makes me not naked and hope for the best.
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@iamspectacular
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4 years
Mindset is the new sexy.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
I'm a leader... not a follower... Unless its into a dark scary place.. then "fuck that"... you go first.
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@iamspectacular
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12 years
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag u down to his level and beat u with experience.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
There's a fine line between tan and looking liked u rolled around in doritos
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13 years
Bored during a layover? Put in one earbud & follow people around the airport saying "Copy that, I have a visual" into your shirt sleeve.
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13 years
Why do people say "grow some balls?".. Balls are weak and sensitive, if you wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding....
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13 years
Akon: 2006 "I wanna f**k you" . Akon: 2008 " I wanna make love right now na na na" . Akon: 2010 "I just had sex!" . poor guy waited 4 years!
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@iamspectacular
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12 years
I'll be Burger King and you can be McDonalds, I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin it.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
Lesbians should not be allowed to buy dildos, BITCH u made your choice!!
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12 years
What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me im going in!
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13 years
I cant come, sorry. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died. It was tragic
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1 year
Tweet media one
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
I like using big words to sounds smart: utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
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13 years
If women ruled the world there would be no wars, just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
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@iamspectacular
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12 years
Speak 5 Lines to YOURSELF every morning: 1. I am the best. 2. I can do it. 3. God is always with me. 4. I am a winner. 5. Today is my day.
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13 years
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z... I had to leave out the Only letter I don't care about..... *Let It Marinate*
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
F.R.I.E.N.D.S = ( F )ight for u. ( R )espect u. ( I )nvolve u. ( E )ncourage u. ( N )eed u. ( D )eserve u. ( S )ave u.
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@iamspectacular
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12 years
Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
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13 years
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
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12 years
Me: babe, are u jealous? Her: no. Me: are u sure? Her: yes. Me: kiss me. Her: GO KISS THAT WHORE WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!!
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@iamspectacular
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3 years
You can keep complaining about your situation or you can do something about it. It’s your choice.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
I'll be Burger King & you'll be Mc Donalds, I'll be having it my way & you'll be loving it ;)
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@iamspectacular
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6 years
The best way to appreciate someone is to imagine your life without them.
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@iamspectacular
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13 years
I look at ppl sometimes & think..'For real? That's the sperm that won?????'
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13 years
Do sluts call their private parts "public parts"??
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13 years
Hey, are u single? No, I'm plural.
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13 years
I got 99 cookies cuz a bitch ate one.
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13 years
That awkward moment when you're at a red light & you look at the person next to you & they're already looking at you.
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13 years
Highways need 4 lanes- A NASCAR wannabe lane, a normal driver lane, an old ppl who drive 40 in a 70 lane & a "where in the hell am I?" lane.
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13 years
How to impress a woman: love, kiss, tease, hug, compliment, protect, listen, support. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked with beer.
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12 years
You offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
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13 years
Some of you chicks need to eat makeup so u can be pretty on the inside.
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13 years
I renamed all my files "the world," so everyday when I "save" the world I feel important.
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13 years
Im not Jesus, but I can turn water into Kool-Aid!
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13 years
I just saw two homeless guys hittin each other wit cardboard... Pillow fight?
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12 years
Today; I saw a baby with a shirt that said, "I'm what happened in Vegas"
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