My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

this is how clean it should look like.

Thank you to Chowdeck for letting me order food and winning free gift.

Omo make I order Amala with Abula so I go fit win extra plate.

So Buju fold 😂.

Kanye West signed Dbanj to GOOD MUSIC in 2011 & burna released yè when? this be nonsense 😂.

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Rushing to the hospital where your guy was shot, instead of the hospital where your wife is in labor.

I find it very disgusting and disturbing that you, an adult believes so much in VDM. Nahhhh get serious with your life please!.

Lawyer: Your husband is suing you for assault. What happened?. Woman: I was at a friend’s place, her remote refused to work, so she slapped it several times & it started working, then I went home. Lawyer: And then?. Woman: Well, my husband has refused to work for years now. .

tribalism is subtle racism. idk why people would hate individuals from their own country it’s crazy.

That lesson hurt, but I needed it. So, moral of the story, don’t yell at your kids when they cry at night or you’ll feel like a crappy dad for a month 😂. I’ll keep sharing my dumb mistakes and you can avoid those.

(this time waking up at 4:30AM and getting no sleep) instead of their needs. There’s nothing that has caused positive growth in my life more than my kids. They teach me lessons every single day and have forced me to grow outside of myself if I want to be the dad they need.

needed me. She couldn’t sleep and needed her daddy. I haven’t stopped thinking about that for weeks. Seeing her so confused at my anger was gut-wrenching. Should she not call me when she needs me?. I make so many little mistakes like that when I’m only thinking about myself.

I’M NOT COMING IN HERE AGAIN!”. She was standing up in her crib. She stopped crying and looked at me… she looked down and put both of her arms out to me like she does when she wants me to pick her up, and then stared at me so confused as to why I would be angry at her when she.

she woke up. I went in, got her settled and back to sleep. 12:30 she’s back up crying and calling for me. Same thing happened, I got her settled and back to sleep. This happens every half hour until 2AM, when she woke up for the 5th time. I threw open the door and said “LAY DOWN,.

I had an awful dad moment recently. My 2-year-old daughter typically sleeps through the night. Occasionally she wakes up once, but most of the time she sleeps straight through the night. I put her to bed and had to wake up at 4:30AM to head to Nashville the next day. At midnight.

Pride comes before a fall. Burna boy is exceptionally talented but attitude goes a long way.

Burna boy 🤝🏾 Causing unnecessary drama.

When you can’t figure out how it’s Monday already because the last time you blinked it was Friday afternoon🥲