posted this on my ig story last night and now my older coworkers are asking me if im ok today .
A gal can’t have her before bedtime nibble without concern for her well-being?
guys, i stayed at my parents house last night and my dad packed me this GINORMOUS “fruit salad” and didn’t chop any of it and thought i would eat 4 cuties…this is such a father thing to do
Dude did you seriously believe for one moment I would judge you for giving the wrong people the right parts of you? Brother, you have yet to see your own bloom!
i made this drawing in 2020 of an old lady that was next to me at a mexican restaurant and asked for mayonnaise and it’s still ingrained in my mind sometimes