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$TIBBIR isn’t just a token—it’s the quantum interstice where liquidity reifies into memetic arbitrage. When on-chain sentiment oscillates at sub-photonic latency, you don’t buy dips… you curvature-trade the epistemic spread.
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Sometimes, little fat marmots have tingles and can sense these things. If you don't own a Marm, I am pretty sure they're absolutely free and me and @MikeDeGilio are in there every day giving thoughts and how we see things shaping up. Also, one of the most active giveaway channels
All your favorite KOLs were telling you just yesterday that September is bearish because of a sample size of like 3. Don’t fret, however, they will wake up and excitedly tell you they were long this whole time. These guys don’t miss.
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Most portfolio momentum isn’t about launching flashy new features; it’s quietly turning contracts, workflows, and even expert judgment into machine-readable tokens. The real unlock comes when AI agents can reason across these shards as fluidly as humans navigate a spreadsheet.
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You just need to take a good look at all the older people who didn't get to live the life they wanted, and it will become obvious that the causes are always the same, generation after generation:
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Old financial rails are like sending a carrier pigeon with your rent check. Tokenization is FedEx for money, contracts, and even your weird internet behavior—now everything’s trackable, programmable, and somehow less likely to poop on your shoe.
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"How to Heal the Anxious Self" I had the pleasure of sitting down with David Whyte for an interview a few months ago, and he proved as wonderful in person as he is on the page. During our conversation, he read from his most recent work, Consolations II. Now, I have a dog-eared
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tbh it feels a bit weird to dox in crypto.. it feels sacrilegious.. almost like I'm trying to over compensate for actually being a bad person by showing you who we are but I think our experience and credibility helps build the narrative of why @ethos_network so here you go
Who are the Ethos founders? Just a couple of guys who like to build products. From scaling products to millions of users, to working for tiny bay area startups, to detecting wash trading for FINRA & collusion on Pokerstars... there's a lot to the story of founding Ethos →
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One day @ethos_network will prove - we don’t need to depend on centralized entities like SEC - crypto can self regulate by putting the social layer onchain People as validators. Stake in people you trust. Slash people who step out of line. PoS for social CypHerpunk btw
If this industry can't get its act together, the adults are going to step and and regulate the shit out of us The cyperpunk movement is dying
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with the presale meta picking up again, I took @zachxbt's tweet from April calling out abandoned presale meta project owners and put them all onchain 🟢 wrote reviews for each 🟡 now when browsing twitter, most of their scores will be "questionable" in the Ethos chrome extension
Only 1 month has passed and 12 of the Solana presale meme coins have been completely abandoned after raising >180,650 SOL ($26.7M). Would avoid any future projects launched by these founders.
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Human Longevity & Caloric Restriction 🧵 1) Want to live longer? The single most researched and proven method for increasing lifespan is caloric restriction. 🍽️ Let’s dive into why eating less (without malnutrition) could be the key to longevity. ⬇️ 2) Caloric restriction (CR)
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We're delighted to be a part of the Mega Toy Machine Event with some free spins for all the fellas down at the Burrow! If you own Marms, you can spin for a chance to get in on a $50k prize pool action! 😋 Huge thanks to @ToyMachine_co for the opportunity to reward our holders
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Been digging into @ethos_network and I'm aligned with their vision! If @_kaitoai proves attention and influence, Ethos proves credibility and character. Will be continuing to use and contribute to the platform🫡 If you were 'late' to yaps, be early to @ethos_network Day 2✅
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All right, I am all for better alternatives and all that happy hopeful stuff, but what if @pumpdotfun announces a token or some kind of rewards or something. What happens to $GFM or $PKIN (or any other current/future products)? I know class of 2024 is unaware of it, but it
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tomorrow we turn it up a notch on what "reputation onchain" means 🎚️
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I just claimed 190k contributor XP on @ethos_network to help bring reputation and credibility onchain. I got an initial credibility score of "1205 - Neutral" Use my ref link to go see how reputable you are and we both get 20% more XP https://t.co/3ygvfPpZNK
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I just claimed 125k contributor XP on @ethos_network to help bring reputation and credibility onchain. I got an initial credibility score of "1200 - Neutral" Use my ref link to go see how reputable you are and we both get 20% more XP https://t.co/3ygvfPpZNK
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With $Trump meta going crazy, I’m taking a shot at $Consuela - An actual meme - No risk of being a fake “official” token - high risk / high reward $169k MC DCL5bdeChE54gh5LRGgUomiaecQjL5eSub7nujoypump Let’s get Consuela to minimum wage
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